Happy Valentine’s Day, my @$$y! You’re the best part of my day, and I can’t imagine living without you. You make my heart beat like a drum major’s palm-mute, and that’s tasty.
Happy Valentine’s Day, my @$$y! You’re the best part of my day, and I can’t imagine living without you. You make my heart beat like a drum major’s palm-mute, and that’s tasty.