Hey Sadia, if I were a flower, I’d be a weed—because I’d still somehow find a way to annoy you. But since I can’t, here’s a bouquet of laughter instead. Happy Valentine’s Day! You bloom where you’re planted, and I’m just lucky to be in your garden.
Dear Tereza, You’re like my little smiling mushrooms—adorable, slightly mysterious, and occasionally make me question my life choices. Here’s to another year of sporing delightful moments together! Just promise to avoid the garden gnomes; we don’t need them judging us. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Antoine
Dear Aurinha, You’re the princess of my heart, and let’s face it, raising our little反-plantzilla is more fun than tossing a baby giraffe in a blender. Who knew having a crazy boy could be so adorable? Happy Valentine’s Day to my real-life fairytale! Yours, Pepi
Happy Valentine’s Day, my love! Just like an iPhone and a charger, we’re an unexpected harmony—completely dependent on each other and somehow still managing to keep it shocking. Here’s to our love: beautiful, powerful, and occasionally requiring a reboot. Love you more than battery life!
Dear S, Roses are red, Violets are blue, With DSD, You’re stuck with me too. Let’s face it: my love’s like a Wi-Fi dead zone— it’s frustrating, but you still can’t escape it! Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite signal interrupter!
Happy Valentine’s Day, Minha neném! You’re the Mozinho to my heart—tender, adorable, and slightly embarrassing when we dance like no one’s watching. Let’s be the couple that makes everyone else question their life choices. Love you more than pizza, which is saying a lot!
Hey Mur, Roses are red, violets are blue, A bag of crack sounds fun, but nothing beats you. Just kidding, don’t call the cops! You’re the only high I need. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Jean, if you were a snack, you’d be my favorite ‘meu nego’ – sweet, a little nutty, and definitely something I shouldn’t indulge in too often. But here I am, diving in headfirst. Happy Valentine’s Day to my deliciously irresistible temptation!
Dear Emy, Roses are red, violets are fine, You’re my cute “gatinha,” and I’m not just trying to rhyme. With you, every day’s a purr-fect delight, Just remember, if I steal your snacks, I love you even more tonight! Forever your snack bandit, Isa delícia 🐱💖
Hey Johnson, You’re like the halftime show in my life—unexpected, kind of confusing, and secretly the best part. Let’s tackle this Valentine’s Day like it’s the football playoffs: with passion, a little chaos, and hopefully no touchdowns without pants. Love, Kela 🍕🏈