Meu amor Matheus, you must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… and by everyone, I mean my self-esteem. Here’s to loving you from a safe distance, because my heart is fragile and so is my ability to handle your charm! Happy Valentine’s!
Hey Neneco, Meu Amor, if you were a chocolate, you’d be the nutty one that gets stuck in my teeth—but I’d still choose you over floss. So here’s to another year of cavorting and laughter! Love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Hey Jô, you’re my “amor,” which I think means “love” in some fancy language. But let’s be honest, it also sounds like a brand of expensive cologne I’ll never understand! So how about we skip the cologne ads and stick to Netflix? Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey João, Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d tell you how much I love you — but let’s face it, you’d still be confused. So, here’s a dot: . Consider it my heart, or just a really awkward punctuation mark. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Edílson, You’re the “amor” in my life—mostly because I can’t spell “hard to love” in Portuguese. Just kidding! You’re the only reason I brush my hair and pretend to adult. Let’s keep this love train rolling—preferably with snacks. Yours in chaotic romance, Chádila
Hey Grande Amor, If loving you was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence, and the judge would definitely have to pry my heart from your hands. So, here’s the verdict: I love you—like way too much, definitely enough to share my fries with you. 🍟❤️
Hey Princesa Mari, You’re like a fairy tale I accidentally stepped into—are we talking charming or just charmingly chaotic? Either way, I’d battle a dragon for your heart… or at least a really stubborn raccoon. Happy Valentine’s Day, my royalty! 🦙💖
Dear Pedro, You’re my “Meu amo,” which roughly translates to “My love” but sounds way cooler in Portuguese. Let’s face it, I’d choose you over pizza—unless there’s an extra slice involved. But let’s not test that theory. Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️
Hey Clara Linda, You’re the neném in my heart. Just a heads-up though: I’m not ready for diaper duty… but I promise to always change your bad moods into great ones. Happy Valentine’s!
Maria, your love is like my ability to commit to a gym routine—pure fantasy. But in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, te amo more than I love binge-watching terrible shows. And that’s saying something! Let’s keep ruining our diets together! 💖