Dear JJ, You know, they say love is blind. I guess that’s why you never saw me stealing your fries that one time. Just remember, if you ever need a heart-shaped rock for Valentine’s, I’ve got a whole collection. Count your blessings! Yours (but mostly your fries), LL
Dear Rihana, Roses are red, violets are blue, In a tiny home, I’d still find space for you. Just imagine all our dreams in a shoebox, Where we’d argue over whose turn it is to take out the socks. Happy Valentine’s Day, my home-sweet-home diva!
Hey My Bellatrixi, You’re like Kuromi: edgy, adorable, and slightly chaotic—basically, the perfect mix of goth and adorable. If love was a punk rock concert, you’d be the headliner. Let’s keep rocking this wild ride called life! You ready to mosh with your Valentine? Love, My Sunshine
Aninha, my amor, you light up my life like my phone screen at 3 AM. If love is a battlefield, I’m happy to be shot down repeatedly by your charms. Here’s hoping your heart is more open than your fridge—because I’m ready to raid both!
Hey Aninha, You know what “Amor” means, right? It’s Portuguese for “love.” But let’s be honest, it also means I’m stuck sending you this ridiculous card while you’re probably binge-watching reality TV. Here’s to hoping our love lasts longer than your attention span! Happy Valentine’s!
Hey Aninha, if love were a Momo, I’d be stuffing them with all my cheesy jokes! But let’s be real, I’d probably be more like the sauce—savoring every moment, a tad messy, and definitely not as cute. Happy Valentine’s Day, you delicious dumpling!
Dear Crisan, You’re my Princesinha, but you know that means I’m your loyal jester. I’m here to serve, amuse, and occasionally trip over my own feet. Valentine’s Day might be a royal pain, but with you, I’m ready to rule… as long as you don’t make me wear tights. Enjoy!
Dear Victoria, If “Meu amor” means your love, then I’d say we’ve got a language barrier…because I’m absolutely fluent in sarcasm. Here’s to a love so ironic, even Shakespeare would roll his eyes. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite enigma! Love, Kaleeu
Hey Ulrich, if our love were a flower, it’d definitely be a lily—gorgeous, classy, and 70% likely to induce allergies. Just like our dates, I’ll bring the romance, and you… well, you bring the sneezing. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Priyanka, being your husband is my favorite job—complete with daily pay in hugs and occasional eye rolls. You’re the CEO of my heart, and I’m just the underqualified intern who somehow got hired. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love! Just remember, “I love you” is way more productive than “Did you forget to take out […]