Hey Thiago, Te amo more than tacos love Tuesday! You’re the guac to my chip—totally extra, but oh so necessary. If love were a Netflix series, we’d definitely be ‘Best of All Time’! Just remember, I’m always right, even when I’m wrong. Love, Giovanna
Hey João, Roses are red, violets are blue, You’re so sexy, it’s alarming. I might need to call the fire department—your looks could start a wildfire! Or maybe we should just order pizza. It’s safer for my heart (and my waistline). Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey My Girl, Roses are red, violets are kind of dirty, But I love you way more than a mud bath flirty. So here’s to us, the romance and the grit— We’re perfect together, let’s just embrace the filth a bit! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Arthur, if love were a Tutifruti cocktail, I’d be the overly ambitious bartender trying to mix every flavor and still end up with a weird concoction. Sweet, messy, and slightly regrettable—just like my crush on you. Cheers to us, the perfect blend of chaos!
Hey Arthur, you’re the Tutifruti to my fruit salad—sweet, colorful, and occasionally a little nutty. Just like every good dessert, you add a splash of chaos to my life. Let’s make this Valentine’s Day as wild as mixing flavors that shouldn’t go together! Love ya, you fruity delight!
Dear 0, You must be French fries, because life without you is just sad and lacking flavor. You’re the only side I want on my plate, even if it means I have to share my ketchup. Happy Valentine’s Day, spud-tastic! 🍟❤️
Dear Luana, Happy Valentine’s! If you’re ever looking for a “futuro marido,” I’ve got a great deal on one—slightly used, warranty void if you open my fridge. But hey, who needs perfect when you’ve got sarcasm and awkward dance moves? ❤️ Forever your hopeful partner in crime, Eliton
Hey Roger, you’re looking pretty ‘Lindo’ lately. Like, if ‘Lindo’ were a crime, you’d be the most wanted. Just remember, it’s hard to stay humble when you’re this good-looking. I mean, I’ve already sent your face to the Louvre for historical documentation. Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️
Hey Éric, if love was a kitty, you’d be the fluffiest one in the litter box! Just remember, I’m the one who feeds you treats and wipes away your messes. Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite furball!🐱💖
Hey Éric, if you were a fan edit, you’d be the perfect blend of CGI magic and over-the-top romance—except way less realistic. Let’s just say my love for you is definitely *not* getting any lower ratings. Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite director of my heart!