Dear Geovanna, Roses are red, violets are blue, Life’s either “bem” or “mal,” and I choose “you.” Let’s skip the drama; I promise it’s sweet, Because with you, every “mal” just tastes like a treat. Happy Valentine’s Day! P.S. I’m the “bem,” obviously.
Dear Geovanna, You’re the Mal to my Bem—without you, my life would just be insufferable noise and chaos. Here’s to keeping the malice to a minimum and the bemusement levels dangerously high. Happy Valentine’s Day! (Or as I call it, “Just Another Day to Pretend to Like Flowers.”) Love, Samuel
Dear Isaque, You’re like my favorite analog horror film – vintage, mysterious, and occasionally jumpscares me with your oddly terrifying dance moves. Let’s keep our love on VHS – it’s charmingly outdated and sometimes a little fuzzy. Happy Valentine’s Day, you wonderfully creepy masterpiece! Love, Maria
Dear Isaque, You’re like analog horror—creepy, confusing, and I definitely need to watch you in low light. Together, we’d make a cult classic. So, let’s embrace our weirdness and haunt each other’s hearts this Valentine’s Day! Yours in pixelated terror, Maria
Happy anniversary, Ralph! Just think of this day as your annual reminder that you’ve successfully survived another year of my delightful quirks… and that you still owe me a really nice gift. Here’s to love, laughter, and never running out of wine. Cheers to us! 🥂
Hey Ralph, happy anniversary! Remember when we said “for better or for worse”? Well, I think we just hit the jackpot in the “worse” department. But hey, at least you’ve still got my impeccable charm to keep things interesting! Here’s to another year of surviving each other!
Dear Sabe, Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you so much, I’m considering putting a restraining order on myself. But then I remembered—no one else would love you like I do. So, here we are! Happy Valentine’s Day! – Pak
Dear Fefe, In a world full of chaos, I just want you to know… eu te amo, which in normal speak means, “I’m stuck with you, and I have no plans for an escape.” Happy Valentine’s! Let’s keep this prison of love going strong. Love, Cley
Dear JJ, You know, they say love is blind. I guess that’s why you never saw me stealing your fries that one time. Just remember, if you ever need a heart-shaped rock for Valentine’s, I’ve got a whole collection. Count your blessings! Yours (but mostly your fries), LL
Dear Rihana, Roses are red, violets are blue, In a tiny home, I’d still find space for you. Just imagine all our dreams in a shoebox, Where we’d argue over whose turn it is to take out the socks. Happy Valentine’s Day, my home-sweet-home diva!