Hey Amor, one year ago, we decided to embark on this wild journey together. It’s been a rollercoaster ride—except, instead of screaming, we just laugh awkwardly. Here’s to another year of questionable life choices and me stealing the blanket. Love you! (I promise, next time I’ll try not to trip over my words…or you.)
Amor, after a whole year of tolerating my quirks, you deserve a medal. Or at least a trophy that says, “I survived 365 days of sheer fabulousness.” Happy anniversary to my favorite person! Remember, I love you… even when I’m stealing the blankets. 💖
Judith, if your lips were a lab experiment, I’d have a PhD in kissing. Forget scientific breakthroughs; you’ve mastered the art of making me forget my own name. So here’s to those irresistible labios—may they always be my favorite research topic!
Hey meu bem, meu anjo, meu gigante! Just wanted to remind you that while you’re the size of a small planet, my love for you is still heavier than my existential dread. Let’s keep avoiding adulting together this Valentine’s Day. You’re my favorite distraction!
Hey Jhéssica, I miss you like I miss a good Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a Netflix binge. Life’s just buffering without you! Hurry back before I start talking to my plants again. They’re great listeners, but they really lack the snarky comebacks I crave!
Hey, Minha Princesa Eloáh, if you were a fairy tale, I’d definitely skip to the last chapter—because I’m dying to get to the happily-ever-after part. Just remember, every prince has a bit of a messy castle. Can I keep your heart in mine, or do I have to pay rent?
Dear Emilly, Happy Valentine’s Day! If “amor” means love, then I must be fluent. But if it involves sharing chocolate, I’m still trying to learn. Here’s to us — the couple that eats candy together, stays together (and avoids diets like they’re exes). Yours in sugary survival, Lucas
Hey Evie, Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentines are sweet—just like my *unwanted* texts to you. Let’s be real, my love life’s a comedy show, But I’d still choose you over pie or pizza dough. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕💔
Hey Shradhha, Roses are red, violets are blue, You must be my heart’s GPS, ’cause it always redirects to you. Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap! Luckily, ours just blows everyone away. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Isabelle, Roses are red, violets are blue, slow fashion’s great, but I’m fast at loving you! Let’s make this relationship as timeless as those pants you bought in 2014—still waiting for you to wear them. Happy Valentine’s Day!