Dear Victoria, If “Meu amor” means your love, then I’d say we’ve got a language barrier…because I’m absolutely fluent in sarcasm. Here’s to a love so ironic, even Shakespeare would roll his eyes. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite enigma! Love, Kaleeu
Hey Ulrich, if our love were a flower, it’d definitely be a lily—gorgeous, classy, and 70% likely to induce allergies. Just like our dates, I’ll bring the romance, and you… well, you bring the sneezing. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Priyanka, being your husband is my favorite job—complete with daily pay in hugs and occasional eye rolls. You’re the CEO of my heart, and I’m just the underqualified intern who somehow got hired. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love! Just remember, “I love you” is way more productive than “Did you forget to take out […]
Hey Sapna, You know my purpose in life? It’s to make you laugh until you snort. Just think of me as your personal stand-up comedian, minus the paycheck. Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who keeps my heart on the punchline! 💖
Hey Julia, if love was a race, I’d definitely call you my Verstappen—fast, thrilling, and occasionally leaving me breathless! Just don’t drive my heart into a wall, okay? Happy Valentine’s Day! 🏎️❤️
Dear João, You’re my favorite version of “vida” — the one where I don’t have to share my fries. Thanks for being the reason I remember how to laugh (and roll my eyes). Happy Valentine’s Day to my partner in (life’s hilarious) crime! Love, Letícia
Hey Marcos, Happy Valentine’s Day! Just wanted to remind you that I’m not just another “gata” in your life—I’m the whole catnip! If you play your cards right, maybe I’ll even let you pet me. Love you, you handsome devil! 😘
Hey bbzinha, If love were a pizza, you’d be the extra cheese—totally unnecessary, yet absolutely essential. “Amor meu,” you put up with my weirdness like it’s a full-time job. Let’s keep this romance going until we’re old, gray, and arguing about which Netflix show to binge next. 💖🍕
Pedro, você é o amor da minha vida. De fato, se nosso amor fosse um pão, você seria o fermento: me fazendo crescer, mas também deixando-me às vezes inchada e levemente confusa. Mas, ei, o resultado final é sempre doce!
Mi amor, pensé en ti tanto hoy que creo que me debería pagar un salario. Al menos un contrato de exclusividad, porque mis pensamientos no son baratos. Eres mi musa, aunque a veces me hagas creer que eres un espejito que me hace dudar. ¡Feliz San Valentín!