Manu, I love you so much it’s borderline alarming. Like, if this was a crime, I’d be your number one suspect. My heart’s got a restraining order against my brain. But hey, at least it gives me something to do while you tolerate my nonsense.
Hey Vitor, Roses are red, violets are blue, My love for you is like a Netflix series—always hungry for a sequel. So, let’s binge this thing called “amor” together. Just remember, if I start talking during the show, it’s because I love you… or the popcorn. 💖🍿
Aline, if love were a sport, we’d be champions—mostly because we’d spend all our time avoiding the actual game. But hey, who needs medals when I have you? Just remember, when I say “I love you,” I also mean “you leave the last slice of pizza for me.”
Dear Jhonny, If you’re my “príncipe,” then I’d officially like to renounce my title as princess. That whole tiara thing is heavy. But I’ll still be your queen if you’ll promise to bring snacks. Happy Valentine’s Day, you charming royal mess! Yours sarcastically, Fernanda
Hey Miguel, Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite “fofuxo!” I mean, you’re so cute, you make puppies look like gargoyles. If they gave model contracts to personalities, you’d be signed for life. Just remember, love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap! 💖
Hey João, my Bebelo! If love were a pizza, I’d definitely share the last slice with you… even though I’d definitely want it for myself first. Just remember, you’re the extra cheese to my pepperoni—deliciously irresistible and slightly messy. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Ingrid, You must be an amorecos—because my heart is tingling like it requires medical attention. Let’s treat this situation properly: dinner and a cheesy rom-com, complete with popcorn and awkward commentary. Spoiler alert: I fall in love with you by the end. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yuri
Hey João, my sweet Bebelo! You’re like a Wi-Fi signal: when you’re near, everything’s better. Without you, I’d just be buffering in a sea of loneliness. Let’s connect this Valentine’s Day – and no, I’m not just talking about the Internet!
Hey Gustavo, my “meu bem.” If love is a battlefield, you’re my favorite war zone—minus the explosions. Just a lot of light heart attacks and awkward cuddles. Happy Valentine’s Day! I promise to keep you safe… from my cooking. 💕
Hey João, You’re like my favorite Bebelo: sweet, a little nutty, and I can’t figure out what’s going on with you half the time. But just like my love for you, my obsession is definitely not going away. Happy Valentine’s Day, my delightful enigma! 💖