Hey Caio, you magnificent Anossauro! Just like your humor, you’re extinct but somehow still walking around! Here’s to loving the dinosaur in you—because every great love story deserves a few ancient fossils, right? Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Amor, on this Valentine’s Day, I was going to write you a heartfelt poem, but then I remembered… sex is way more poetic. Let’s skip to the good stuff and make those Shakespearean sonnets jealous! You know, the way you always do. 🔥❤️
Happy Valentine’s Day, Gabriel! You’re so Goxxtoso, you make fine wine look like boxed juice. Seriously, if looks could kill, the Cupid would call it a day. Let’s raise a toast to your overwhelming gorgeousness, because even the sun takes a day off when you walk by!
Hey Gleisson, I love you like a kid loves cake—insatiably and with a slight chance of sugar-induced chaos. So if I bring you dessert, just know it’s because I want to keep you around for the fun. Eu te amo, even if you steal the covers!
Dear Luan, If “amor” means love, then consider me the bilingual Cupid, armed with sarcasm and charm. I’d shoot my arrow, but I’m afraid I’d miss and hit someone with way less potential. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep the love and laughter (mostly sarcasm) alive! Yours, Raylanne
Dear Luan, You’re my favorite Amor-sandwich filling—deliciously unexpected, and just a little messy! You’ve officially captured the title of “my reason to tolerate Hallmark movies.” Happy Valentine’s Day! May your day be filled with as much joy as that last slice of pizza after an ungodly binge! Love, Raylanne
Bruno, my *Amor,* if love were a pizza, you’d be the extra toppings I didn’t ask for but can’t seem to live without. Let’s slice into this cheesy romance together—just don’t forget the napkins for the inevitable mess! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕❤️
Hey Bruno, in the game of love, you’re the cheat code I never knew I needed. With you, every day feels like I’m winning at the most ridiculous lottery ever—who knew “amor” could be so entertaining? Happy Valentine’s, you charming fiasco!
Hey Paixão, If love is a game, then you’re a fluffy little “gatinho” and I’m just here, trying not to trip over my own heart while chasing you. Let’s just say, if you ever need a litter box, I’m in. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🐾❤️
Hey Joao, you little mobebezinho, if love were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence right now. Just remember, when you escape my heart, it’s called passion—not parole. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite partner in crime (and mischief)!