Dear Saturnino, Being with you makes me happier than a cat in a sunbeam—or a dog with an entire pizza. I guess that makes me the luckiest person alive (next to a lottery winner, of course). Here’s to us, and my never-ending quest for joy! Love, Stefany
Dear Saturnino, I want to marry you, but then again, I also want to eat an entire pizza by myself. Tough choices, right? So, are we saying “I do”? Or should I just book a table for one at the pizzeria? Yours irreverently, Stefany
Saturnino, you are my life… which is both flattering and terrifying, considering the chaos I create daily. But who needs a calm existence when we can live in this beautiful disaster together? Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s navigate this orbit of insanity side by side.
Dear Michele, You’re my princess, and I’m your ever-loyal jester. Just remember, if the glass slipper fits, it’s probably because I tripped over it trying to impress you. Let’s reign over date nights like true royalty—crown and all! Yours whimsically, Seu Momo
Hey Luan, my little Princesinha, your sparkle rivals that of a diamond—if diamonds were a bit sarcastic and occasionally rolled their eyes at the universe. Let’s face it, we’re basically royalty in our own world. Happy Valentine’s Day! Just don’t require me to wear a tiara.
Hey Emily, Te amo… and don’t worry, I love *loving* you too! It’s like a never-ending Netflix series—full of drama, romance, and the inexplicable urge for popcorn. So let’s binge this love until we can’t anymore! 💖
Dear Amor, Roses are red, violets are blue, You’re named after love, but I think it’s overdue. If laughter’s the best medicine, let’s skip the mush, And find some weird Netflix show to binge in a rush. Happy Valentine’s Day, you irresistible goof! Love, Moh.
Hey Everton, If love is a battlefield, you’ve got me dodging hearts and taking cover! Here’s to the kind of amor that makes even Valentine’s Day jealous. Just remember, if you can tolerate my quirks, we’ll definitely make it through the apocalypse together! ❤️
Carlos meu amor, Distance may keep us apart, but listen—if love could bridge gaps, I’d build a highway to your heart and name it “Kaiane Express.” Just think of the road trips! But for now, I’ll settle for sending you virtual hugs. Eu te amo… even from miles away!
Hey Tuio, You know, the only thing more bewildering than my life choices is how I ended up in love with you. Here’s to our chaotic vida—where romance meets unparalleled absurdity. Happy Valentine’s! Just remember: if my puns don’t kill you, my love might! 💘