Hey Amor, You make my heart race like a bad reality show – all live and in color. Seriously, it’s like I’m stuck watching a rom-com with no remote. Here’s to more episodes of us, minus the awkward commercials! Love you in HD. 💖
Dear Maroposa, You know, they say “to be or not to be,” but with you, it’s more like “to be absolutely fabulous or not to be.” Spoiler alert: you’re definitely fabulous. Let’s be the reason they think love is still alive out there. Yours, Mari
Maro, if I had a nickel for every time you’ve made me laugh, I’d have… well, a lot of nickels! But let’s be real, I’d just use them to buy you a decent Valentine’s gift. Here’s hoping your heart, unlike my social life, will “be” filled with love today!
Dear Maro, Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’ (but let’s be real, I’m the salad dressing). Just here to say, let’s just be… whatever it is we are. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Mari
Hey Meu Amorzinho Vinicius, if love had a scent, I’d be the perfume aisle at a clearance sale – slightly overwhelming but definitely memorable. Here’s to hoping our hearts smell better than those scented candles! Happy Valentine’s Day, you charming channel of chaos!
Dear Victor, In the vast Futuro of our love, I see flying cars and 3D-printed chocolate. But let’s be honest — I’m just hoping we don’t trip over our socks on the way there. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite future-time traveler! Love, Kelly
To my first love, Maomi: They say first love is like a fine wine—gets better with age. But let’s be honest, we’re more like grape juice left out in the sun. Sweet, a little sticky, and definitely not for adults. Cheers to us!
Dear 121212, In the love review of the century, you’re like a perfect tech gadget: sleek, high-performance, and occasionally requires a firmware update for my sanity. They say a great relationship has no bugs—thankfully, we’re not running on Windows. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours in 5-star ratings, 12121
Dear Gabriel, You know they say amor is blind. Lucky for you, I have perfect vision. I’m constantly astounded by how much I love you… and how you still can’t find your keys. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite distraction! ❤️ Love, Natane
Dear Momis, Our love is like a fine wine—full-bodied, ridiculously expensive, and highly likely to give you a headache. So let’s raise a glass to “Amor,” because what says romance better than a sip of regret? Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours in sarcastic love, Natane