Hey Bilal meri jan š«¶š», if I had a dollar for every time I said “I love you,” I’d still be broke because seriously, who can afford feelings nowadays? But hereās my wallet of love: empty. Just like your fridge. Happy Valentineās! š„ŗš«š
Dear Namrata, You must be a muffin because youāre sweet, warm, and slightly nuttyājust like my cooking attempts. Iād share my last muffin with you, but they’d probably nibble on your heart instead! Letās bake our love together, one crumb at a time. Yours, Shivam
To my dearest Sundari, I love you na pranamālike a yoga class gone wrong, I end up flat on my face thinking of you. But honestly, if loving you were a crime, Iād definitely be arrested… right after I finish this heartfelt letter. šš
Hey Airaf, this Valentineās, Iāve pondered the ultimate question: reject or accept? Much like your dating life. Just remember, I wouldnāt reject youā¦ unless you were selecting a restaurant. Then itās an immediate āno thanks!ā Hereās to always finding something edible! šš„
Dear Airaf, Like a bad Tinder date, Iām here to either reject or accept these feelings. Spoiler alert: I’m definitely swiping right on you. So, letās embrace this chaos and see if love is more than just our mutual disdain for commitment. Happy Valentineās Day! Love, Makki
Hey Noku, our psychic connection is so strong, I can almost feel you rolling your eyes at this Valentine. But in case the universe didn’t send my love vibes, consider this your annual reminder that I’m still the most charming person you know. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Bhreagh, Roses are red, violets are blue. Love is great, but you know what’s even better? Pizza. So while Iām technically in love with you, Iām also in love with extra cheese. Guess we can share both? Happy Valentineās Day! Yours (and pizzaās), Colin šā¤ļø
Dear Tuba, Roses are red, kittens are cute, Love you so much, itās almost acute. If youāre ever feeling down or blue, Just remember, Iām the better catā¦ I mean, you. Happy Valentineās Day! Love, Essa š«¶
Dear Tulshi, I love you more than I love avoiding responsibilities. That’s a big deal! If you think romance is dead, I assure you it’s just nappingāhopefully not on your couch. Hereās to our endless adventures: limited by our budget but not by our hearts! Yours (unfortunately) always, Ashik
Dear Tulshi, Iām no artist, but if āI LIKā how you make my heart race, Iād say we have a masterpiece on our hands. If awkward confessions and dad jokes are your love language, then consider me fluent. Happy Valentineās Day, you magnificent weirdo! Yours absurdly, Ashik