Dear Agriya, Guguluuuuuu I Love You! It’s like saying “I love you” but with more unnecessary letters—just like my attempts to be romantic. You’re the only one who makes my heart race… like when I see a spider in the bathroom. Happy Valentine’s Day! – Aryan
Dear Vanessa, Love is like an annoying mosquito—you can’t escape it, and it buzzes relentlessly in your ear. So, just like that pesky insect, prepare for me to be all up in your space! Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite irritation! Yours, Chad
Hey Gabriel Oktavia Srikandi, Happy Valentine’s Day! Just wanted to remind you that the best part of being in a relationship is having someone to steal your fries—I mean, share your life with. So, let’s celebrate how I’m a little more than your average snack thief! 💕
Hey Ayesha, Happy Valentine’s Day to my sweet menace! You’re like a sugar rush with a side of chaos—totally delightful and slightly dangerous. Just remember, if love is a battlefield, you’ve got the best fireworks. Let’s blow up my heart… in a good way? Love, Ronik
Dear Gabriel Oktavia Srikandi, You must be 82925, because that’s the number of times I’ve attempted to impress you. Spoiler alert: I’m still working on it! But hey, love doesn’t come with a manual—just a lot of awkward moments. Be my Valentine, or at least my beta tester? Love, Erennn
Hey Hubby, you areee myyyy fav person lovee! But don’t let it go to your head—your snoring is still my second favorite sound. Here’s to a lifetime of love, laughter, and occasional pillow fights. Happy Valentine’s Day, you magnificent weirdo! 💗✨
Dear Zara, Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t wait for the day I can say “Hey, Moja Buduća Ženo!” without sounding like I’m trying to sell you insurance. Your future husband – who might still be trying to remember what I did yesterday. Love, Filip.
Aliza, I love you. You’re like WiFi— I feel incomplete without you, and when I have you, I lose all my connection with reality. So, what do you say? Be my Valentine and let’s binge-watch life together, buffering only occasionally. ❤️
Dear Zayan, You’re the Momoh-est thing that ever happened to me—like a double scoop of ice cream when I wasn’t even hungry. Just don’t start pretending you’re the “Momoh” in charge. I’m still the boss here, which means more cheeky texts and fewer responsibilities. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Mamuka, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Those peaches you sent? Totally not a subtle hint about us, right? 🍑 Here’s to a love that’s sweeter than fruit but less sticky than an afternoon at the farmer’s market! Happy Valentine’s Day!