Hey Pedro, You’re so gostoso, you should be served with a side of fries. But honestly, who wouldn’t want a little snack that makes their heart race? You’re my favorite guilty pleasure—just like midnight pizza, but with way less grease. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕❤️
Hey Alana, my “minha nega,” you’re like a Wi-Fi signal—I can’t see you, but I feel you everywhere, and when I finally find you, I’m absolutely hooked. If you ever need me, just check the local Starbucks; I’m the one obsessively checking my phone, waiting for your text!
Hey Alana, Happy Valentine’s Day to my “Amor,” aka the only person who can tolerate my questionable humor! Remember, every time I call you “minha nega,” it’s my way of saying “You’re stuck with me forever.” Enjoy the confusion! ❤️
Dear Thiago, In a world filled with options, I chose you, my ‘Amor’ — mostly because my other choices didn’t come with as much sarcasm. So, let’s celebrate our unique brand of weird love! Just remember, if we were a Netflix series, we’d definitely be a dark comedy. Love, Nathalie
Hey Lavinia, if love is a battlefield, I’m pretty sure I signed up as a reluctant recruit. But lucky for you, I’ve got a lifetime supply of sass and snacks! Let’s take on this crazy war together — just try not to trip over my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Ruth, You’re my Estrela da Sorte 🌟—and by that, I mean you’re the reason I believe in luck… and the occasional questionable life choice. Thanks for always shining bright and keeping my life fabulously chaotic. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Mauricio
Hey Monique, if love was a song, you’d be an Arlindo Cruz classic—smooth, timeless, and slightly inappropriate at family gatherings. Here’s to our duet being the soundtrack of questionable decisions. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Ana, If being a “safada” means stealing hearts, you’re the biggest thief around! I’d call the cops, but then I’d lose my heart too. Let’s keep it between us just like your secret cookie stash—sweet, a little naughty, and entirely irresistible! Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours, Lucas
Dear Lucas, Our love is like a superhero film: full of dramatic twists, a lot of questionable choices, and let’s be honest, some epic explosions. But, hey, at least we have passion! You’re my favorite plot twist in this romantic comedy. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Ana
Dear Icaro, Roses are red, violets are blue, Momo’s cuter, but that’s not you. Don’t worry, you’ve got other charms—like your ability to make me roll my eyes before I swoon. Happy Valentine’s Day, my charming disaster! Love, Monique