Hey Baby Kevem, you’re as incredible as my ability to binge-watch an entire season in one night—utterly impressive and slightly concerning. If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Let’s celebrate our flaws together! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Baby Kevem, You’re my tottososo, which is Spanish for “I can’t believe you put up with my nonsense!” Every moment with you is like finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag. Just as unexpected, and way more delightful. Love, Dudu
Hey Juju Pantera, You’re the gatinhos fofinhos in my life—adorable, slightly chaotic, and always demanding snacks. If love were a litter box, I’d be buried in it. Let’s embrace our inner cats and knock over some candle holders together! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🐾❤️
Dear Amandinha, If French kissing were an Olympic sport, I’d be winning gold thanks to your lips. Let’s make it official: I promise to practice on you until the judges give us perfect ten! Happy Valentine’s Day, my international champion of affection! Yours, Enzo
Dear Nikki, You’re my “meu bem,” which translates to “my well.” So, let’s just call you my favorite source of hydration—because I’m thirsty for your love, and probably also for water. Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember, I only love you for your weird hobbies and snack stash. Love, Luca
Happy Valentine’s Day, Pedro! Just like that adorable gatinho preto, you’re a little mysterious, mildly chaotic, and sometimes knock things off the table. But my heart? It’s the one you always manage to knock over. Just don’t start shedding, or this romance is going to the dog!
Dear Ana Cusin, Happy Valentine’s Day to my *Amorzinho*! If love were a crime, you’d be my co-conspirator. Not that you’d ever want to escape with me; I’m basically the human version of a traffic jam. Here’s to us navigating life’s chaos together! Love, Lucas
Hey Larissa, Amor, huh? Sounds exotic, just like that old gym membership I keep ignoring. But seriously, you make my heart thump harder than my morning coffee. Here’s to love—may it be more intense than my attempts at adulting. Yours in chaotic affection, Moreira
Dear Ana Júllia, You hop into my life like a grilo, chirping sweet nothings and occasionally causing panic at nighttime. I guess I’m stuck with you—like a bug in a bright light. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite little chirper! Yours, Álex 🦗❤️
Dear Helen, Roses are red, violets are blue, L is for Love—or maybe just for “Lettuce, because I can’t salad your heart!” Either way, you’re the only person I’d willingly share my fries with. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Jean