Hey Nego, if love were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence with no chance of parole. But don’t worry, I’ll be your trusty accomplice. Let’s keep dodging reality together! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Bebê Breno, Roses are overrated, chocolates make you fat, but you? You’re the real baby I want to cuddle—mostly because you’re way less expensive than therapy. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s be the ultimate duo: you and your “big baby” attitude. 💕
Dear Isabela, Happy Day of the Children! If today feels like a sugar rush mixed with too many cartoons, don’t worry—I’m not just here for the candy. I’m here to remind you, no one can make me feel like a child again quite like you! Especially with all that adulting we pretend to do. Yours, […]
Happy Dia das Crianças, Isabela! Just remember, if I were a child, I’d be your favorite toy: slightly annoying, occasionally hilarious, and perfectly capable of causing chaos! Hope your day is filled with sugar, giggles, and all the “meh” adulting can wait. You can thank me later!
Hey Joy, you know what they say—dream big, win big. So here’s to us, aiming for the stars and landing in the fridge for leftovers. If love is limitless, let’s overshare. Happy Valentine’s Day! You bring new meaning to “I’d cross the universe for you… if traffic permits.”
João Pedro, I have 10 reasons to love you: 1) You exist. 2) Your cooking (just kidding, that’s a reason to run). 3) You put up with my terrible jokes. 4) You make a mean sandwich. 5) You can keep a plant alive… unlike me. The rest is classified.
Feliz aniversário, meu neném! Another year older, and yet we’re still not responsible adults. On the bright side, at least you’re not aging like my sense of humor—that’s eternal! Let’s celebrate like we’re 21…and then immediately regret it like we’re 80. Cheers, my forever baby!
Hey Artur, I love you more than a hot slice of pizza – and trust me, that’s saying something. You’re the pepperoni to my cheese, the pineapple to my existential crisis. Let’s just be cheesy together. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕❤️
Happy Valentine’s Day, meu vampirinho! You suck the joy out of every garlic bread I attempt to enjoy, and for that, I adore you. May our love shine brighter than the glittery reflection off your pale skin in the moonlight! 🧛♂️💕
Hey Minha Linda Isa, If beauty were time, you’d be a millennium. Seriously, I checked the calendar. But don’t worry, age is just a number. And in your case, it’s a really high one! Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s pretend we’re still young and reckless!