Happy “nosso dia,” Lauane! Just think of it as that one day where I get to appreciate you more than the last slice of pizza. Which, if you know me, is a considerable feat! Let’s celebrate with enough love to make even Hallmark jealous.
Hey Lauane, Happy Valentine’s Day! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But don’t worry, my love for you is not just a passing salad—it’s a full-course meal of “Amor!” Just don’t expect me to share my fries. Wouldn’t want to ruin this gourmet romance!
Dear Antônia, In the grand love saga, let’s skip to the part where we both pretend to be mature adults. You know, the part where we share snacks and laugh at reality. Here’s to “Amor” – or as I like to call it, my daily shot of insanity! Yours, Bia
Cunhada, you’re like my emotional balance—always there to help me avoid the total meltdown of a soap opera! Without you, I’d be on a rollercoaster of feelings, screaming like a banshee. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep our sanity (and snacks) intact!
Thaylon, my Amor da minha vidaa—without you, my life would be like a broken pencil: pointless. But with you? It’s like a full Netflix subscription—endless dramas and just the right amount of comedy. So let’s keep this love story rolling… with popcorn, obviously. 🍿❤️
Felipe, my love, you’re like a litter of gatinhos—adorable, constantly seeking attention, and occasionally knocking things off the shelves just because you can. I’d say you’re the cat’s meow, but you might just take that the wrong way. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🐾❤️
Adoniel, my life and resident heart-throb, I love you more than Wi-Fi on a Sunday! You bring so much joy and confusion, it’s like my heart’s running a marathon and tripping over its own laces. Happy Valentine’s Day, meu amor – let’s keep this beautiful chaos going!
Happy birthday, Minha Princesinha! You know you’re royalty because you’ve successfully ruled my heart with that unparalleled charm. I’d call you a queen, but I’m afraid you’ll start charging me for rent. Here’s to more years of you being fabulous and me being… well, me!
Hey Pacheco, you’re my BuBu, but I assure you, my MoMo is still safe. Let’s skip the heavy romance and stick to our usual weird ribbing. I like you more than pizza, which says a lot. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕❤️ Or is it pizza day?
Dear Leticia, You know, dating you is like owning a Debi—a little quirky, totally unpredictable, and occasionally requires a professional to fix the chaos. But hey, that chaos is what makes you more lovable than a puppy in a bow tie. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours ridiculously, Lenon