Dear Tarciso, Like Batman, I’m here to rescue you from the dark… except I forgot my cape and I’m not 10% as athletic. But hey, at least my love for you is stronger than his desire to brood in a Batcave! Happy Valentine’s Day, my dark knight! Love, Lara
Dear Tarciso, You’re my Batman, and I’m just here hoping my cape doesn’t get tangled in this love story. If our love was Gotham, I’d definitely skip the whole “dark knight” routine and go straight for “ridiculously charming sidekick.” Happy Valentine’s Day, my caped crusader! Love, Lara
Dear Riquelme, Happy Valentine’s Day! Just like a good mor, I hope our love brews richly, surprises us occasionally, and makes all the right people question our choices. Cheers to hoping we don’t end up as a weird Instagram trend! You’re the *mor* to my *ning*. Yours, Gabriela
Hey David, If love is a battlefield, consider this my sweet white flag. You’re the “amor” to my “meh”—making every day feel like an unexpected rom-com, minus the unreasonably good hair. So here’s to us: the perfect duo, like tacos and bad decisions. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Lara, if you were a macaco, I’d still pick you as my favorite monkey in the jungle. With your charm, you swing through my thoughts like a vine—unpredictably hilarious and possibly a bit messy. Happy Valentine’s Day! Just remember, no banana peels are allowed this time.
Felipe, meu amor, you’re the ketchup to my fries. Without you, I’d just be a boring plate—salted and alone. Thanks for being the one who puts up with my weirdness. It’s like being on a never-ending rollercoaster… without an exit. Happy Valentine’s!
Hey Wellysson, you’re the “amor da minha vida,” which loosely translates to the part of my life that I can’t operate without—like my phone charger. Let’s be real, without you my battery’s at 1%. Happy Valentine’s Day, my eternal power source!
Dear Wellysson, Happy Valentine’s Day! I know you’re my prince, but let’s be honest, your crown probably needs a good dusting. Anyway, Eu te amo, meu príncipe! Just don’t expect a glass slipper—those are hard to walk in, especially with your tendency to trip over your own charm. Yours sarcastically, Jamily
Hey Kayo, Are we in a telenovela? Because my love for you is as dramatic as a long-lost twin showing up. Let’s keep our “Amor” flame alive—though I promise not to sing. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite plot twist!
Hey Kayo, if love were a Vidoca video, it would be the one where we laugh at awkward moments and marvel at our questionable choices. But here I am, making the best choice: you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite mess!