Minha Princesa, You make my heart race faster than a caffeinated squirrel in a nut factory. If love was a movie, I’d want a sequel—though, let’s skip the awkward middle chapters. Happy Valentine’s Day! May your day be filled with less cheese than my last attempt at cooking.
Minha princesa, you’re the love of my life—like that last slice of pizza I can never resist. Without you, I’d just be a sad, empty pizza box. Thanks for topping my life with a little more cheese! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕❤️
Hey Pedro, You’re my “docinho,” but let’s be real, you’re more like the candy that inevitably sticks to the bottom of my bag. Sweet, slightly annoying, and I can never find the right time to get rid of you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Miriani, you’re like maracujá in a world full of lemons—sweet, tangy, and a little crazy! If love were a color, I’d say it’s definitely azul (aka, the color of my poor heart after your stunning selfies). You make my world brighter!
Happy Valentine’s Day, Caja! They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but frankly, I’m just starting to think you’re a figment of my imagination. Let’s meet halfway—preferably in a place with fewer WiFi issues. Love you to infinity and beyond, just not too far beyond!
Dear Cauan, Happy Valentine’s Day to my ‘Meu Amor.’ You’re the reason I believe in love—like I believe in UFOs. I mean, who else would land in my heart and make me question my sanity? Just kidding! You’re the highlight in my most questionable decisions. Yours in sarcasm, Joyce
Hey Bruno, you’re my vida! Which means, I can’t live without you—mostly because I have no idea how to do my own laundry. So, in a way, you’re my personal detergent. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep this love from fading!
Hey Giovanna, or as I like to call you, my personal “Amor” dictionary—because my love for you is a language I still can’t quite figure out! Let’s just say you’re the reason I believe in love at first sight… or at least love at first snack. Happy Valentine’s!
Hey Caio, you magnificent Anossauro! Just like your humor, you’re extinct but somehow still walking around! Here’s to loving the dinosaur in you—because every great love story deserves a few ancient fossils, right? Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Amor, on this Valentine’s Day, I was going to write you a heartfelt poem, but then I remembered… sex is way more poetic. Let’s skip to the good stuff and make those Shakespearean sonnets jealous! You know, the way you always do. 🔥❤️