Hey Achmad, Falling in love is like dropping your phone—thrilling, terrifying, and there’s definitely a chance it’ll shatter! Lucky for you, my heart’s made of tougher stuff. Happy Valentine’s Day, my lovable klutz! 💖
Dear Maria Luiza, Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re a princess, does that make me your jester? Either way, I promise to make you laugh at least once today—don’t worry, it won’t be at my attempts to sweep you off your feet. Love you, my royal pain! Forever your court clown, Gilson
Dear Gilson, To my favorite príncipe, who’s actually more like a court jester in a suit—thanks for always keeping the crown glittery with laughter. Just remember, my heart is royal, and no one’s getting a dowry. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours in sarcasm, Maria
Dear M, Roses are red, violets are blue, Swiping left on love? You’ve got a real talent, it’s true! But here’s a smile, embrace the sweet sequel— Let’s make this Valentine’s Day weird, like a rom-com with an evil seagull. Happy Valentine’s Day! Your potential hero, .
To my favorite “meu neném,” You’re the only person who could make my heart flutter while simultaneously driving me to the edge of sanity. What is it they say? Love is blind…and sometimes a little deaf when you’re stealing the covers. Happy Valentine’s Day, my adorable chaos! 🤍
Hey K, on this Valentine’s Day, just like my love for you, let’s keep our hopes high and expectations low—kind of like my gym membership! You’ll always be my “J” (just kidding, it stands for ‘joy,’ obviously). Enjoy your day, oh master of sarcasm!
Hey Samuel, on this Valentine’s Day, I’d say you’re as adorable as a kitten—if kittens were also sarcastic, slightly awkward, and super into binge-watching. But let’s be honest, even kittens would roll their eyes at your dad jokes. Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovable furball!
Hey Heitor, my little príncipe! If you were a fairytale, I’d definitely skip to the part where we live happily ever after… mainly because I’m tired of waiting. Just remember: every prince needs a diva. Lucky for you, I come with a crown! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Naiara, You know, “Meu romance” sounds so fancy. But let’s be honest—our love story is more like a rom-com where I keep tripping over my own jokes while you gracefully try to save me. Happy Valentine’s Day to my gorgeous co-star in this mess!
Meu amor, You make my heart race faster than my Wi-Fi on a good day. Let’s be real—our love is like a fine wine: it gets better with age, and I’m just hoping there are no corked moments. Cheers to us, my favorite bottle! 🍷❤️