Henrique, meu amor, I’d say you’re like my favorite coffee—strong, hot, and keeps me awake at night. But unlike coffee, you don’t come with a disclaimer about potential heart palpitations. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s drink each other’s love and try not to spill it this time!
Dear fasdf, Roses are red, violets are blue, if love were a pizza, I’d definitely eat it with you. But let’s be real: I’m probably just here for the toppings. Happy Valentine’s Day, you wondrous mystery of a human! Let’s never get lost in translation. Love, asfsadf
Dear Diego, You’re the city’s banana—stylish on the outside, a little mushy on the inside, but oh-so-creative in ways I haven’t quite peeled back yet. Let’s keep it fruitty, because this love is ripe for the picking! Happy Valentine’s Day. 🍌❤️ —Cosima
Dear Diego, You’re the potato to my french fry – kind of starchy but always the life of the party. Together we can get all crispy and golden, or you can just sit in my cupboard, waiting for that perfect moment. Love you more than ketchup loves me! Yours, Cosima
Dear Yvan, You’re like Cristiano on the pitch—almost perfect until I remember your dance moves. But honestly, I’d trade all the soccer goals for a lifetime of your hilarious missteps. Happy Valentine’s Day to my personal MVP (Most Valuable Pun)! Love, Renata
Happy Valentine’s Day, Cleilton! Just like a “gatinho,” you’ve got that perfect mix of cute and mischievous. I’d say you’re purr-fect, but let’s be honest—you’re more of a hairball in a tuxedo. Here’s to being fabulously furry together! 🐾💖
Hey Jorgi, You’re like a shrimp in my heart—tiny, a bit fishy, and I can’t help but love you anyway. Let’s shell-ebrate this Valentine’s Day, just don’t get too shellfish! You’re the only catch I need! Love, Pablo 🦐
Hey Surya, my lovely Princesa, if I had a nickel for every time I wished you’d stop stealing my fries, I’d probably still need a loan. But hey, you’re worth every calorie! Happy Valentine’s Day — let’s get royal with some pizza instead! 🍕❤️
Hey João Paulo, Our long-distance romance is like a Wi-Fi signal—sometimes strong, often weak, but I keep reconnecting because you’ve got the bandwidth to make me laugh. Let’s keep buffering through this love—one pixelated call at a time! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Kauã, my love! You know, searching for true love is like finding a decent Wi-Fi signal—sometimes it’s spotty, and other times it’s painfully slow. Thankfully, I’m fully connected to you! Happy Valentine’s Day!