Hey Nicoly, if love were a cat, I’d definitely be the one chasing my own tail. Just know, you’re more purr-fect than all the gatos in the world. And if you ever need a cuddle buddy, just remember: I’m saying yes with a side of sarcasm. Happy Valentine’s!
Dear Maryana, Te amo more than I love Netflix on a rainy day—and that’s saying something! If love were a sport, I’d be the gold medalist at the Olympics of “You’re Stuck with Me Forever.” Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Maryana, te amo! That’s Spanish for “I love you,” but let’s be honest, I mostly just love you for sharing your fries. If sharing is caring, then I’m basically a saint. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite food partner! ❤️🍟
Hey Gatinha Lalinha, You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Or maybe it’s just my bad eyesight? Either way, you’re the only one I’m seeing today. Happy Valentine’s Day, you enchanting little distraction!
Hey Lalinha, my little panchesinha, you make my heart race faster than a squirrel after a double espresso. If love were a workout, I’d say we’re on an eternal treadmill—endless, sweaty, and a little bit awkward. But hey, let’s keep running together! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Camille, I’d say you’re my “carinho,” but that sounds like a fancy dish I’d inevitably burn in the oven. So instead, let’s just go with “my forever favorite.” Just like my cooking, this love is a little messy but utterly unforgettable. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Pedro, my amor, if love were a crime, I’d be your lifelong accomplice—mostly because you’d need me to bail you out after all your romantic failures. Just remember, chocolate doesn’t count as a love language, but it works as a good bribe. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day, Thailly! You know what they say about “peito” — it’s just a fancy way of saying, “Hey, look at my love for you, it’s big enough to take the whole world on!” So, let’s flex those feelings together, shall we?
Meu bebê, Se você é o amor da minha vida, então eu sou o chefe supremo do mundo! Ou você é o chefe e eu sou apenas a comida, porque não consigo parar de me apaixonar… mesmo que você não lave a louça! 💫❤️
Dear Lucas, Roses are red, violets are blue, You’re the reason my heart goes from “cu” to “seco.” Who knew my love life would be a comedy? Here’s to many more punchlines together. Happy Valentine’s Day, you magnificent weirdo! – Emilly