Hey Jéssica, my “marvelous woman,” they say love is blind—but it’s not blind enough to miss how you still put up with my dad jokes. You must have the patience of a saint or an extremely low bar. Either way, I’m lucky to have you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy 3-month anniversary, Paulo! In dog years, we’d be married by now, but let’s not rush into committing to anything permanent—like sharing snacks… or your Netflix password. Cheers to three months of me being the fabulous extra in your romantic comedy!
Hey Paulo Henrique, my “Meu Homem Maravilhoso,” let’s be real: if you were any more wonderful, I’d need a thesaurus to find synonyms for “perfect.” Just kidding—I’m just here for your pizza delivery skills. Happy Valentine’s Day, my delicious slice of awesome! 🍕❤️
Dear Dudu, You’re like a fine wine—lindo and getting better with age. Which is perfect because I plan to keep you around long enough to get some serious mileage out of that good looks. Cheers to another year of you being handsome while I stay charmingly average! Love, Carolzinha
Hey Bea, my adorable princesa! You make my heart race faster than a royal horse galloping away from societal expectations. Just remember, if you ever need saving, call me! I’ve got a sword… well, it’s actually just a spatula, but I’m ready for battle! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🥰
Carla meu amo, I must confess — I’m wildly passionate about you. So much so that I might need a therapist because it’s getting intense! Just kidding. It’s honestly just my heart doing cardio. You’ve made my pulse race and my brain short-circuit. Happy Valentine’s! 😍❤️
Dear Momo, Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a dollar for every time I loved you, I’d probably have enough to buy you a decent gift— But let’s be honest, my love is priceless! Happy Valentine’s, Amor! Yours in sarcasm, Higu
Hey Alex, They say “vida” means life, but let’s be honest—ours is more like a Netflix series: a bit of drama, some questionable plot twists, and far too many snacks. Still, I wouldn’t want to binge it with anyone else. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey princesinha Jônatas, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber! Just remember, I’m not saying you’re spoiled… but even the cat thinks you deserve a royal throne. Happy Valentine’s Day, my little prince! Just don’t expect me to carry your tiara.
Hey Antonio, Valentine’s Day is like my cooking: sometimes delicious, often a disaster, but at least it’s always memorable. Just like our *vidinha*! Here’s to being partners in crime and terrible Netflix choices. I promise to always cherish you—unless there’s cake involved. Yours sarcastically, Antonía 💖