Hey Noku, our psychic connection is so strong, I can almost feel you rolling your eyes at this Valentine. But in case the universe didn’t send my love vibes, consider this your annual reminder that I’m still the most charming person you know. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Bhreagh, Roses are red, violets are blue. Love is great, but you know what’s even better? Pizza. So while I’m technically in love with you, I’m also in love with extra cheese. Guess we can share both? Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours (and pizza’s), Colin 🍕❤️
Dear Tuba, Roses are red, kittens are cute, Love you so much, it’s almost acute. If you’re ever feeling down or blue, Just remember, I’m the better cat… I mean, you. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Essa 🫶
Dear Tulshi, I love you more than I love avoiding responsibilities. That’s a big deal! If you think romance is dead, I assure you it’s just napping—hopefully not on your couch. Here’s to our endless adventures: limited by our budget but not by our hearts! Yours (unfortunately) always, Ashik
Dear Tulshi, I’m no artist, but if “I LIK” how you make my heart race, I’d say we have a masterpiece on our hands. If awkward confessions and dad jokes are your love language, then consider me fluent. Happy Valentine’s Day, you magnificent weirdo! Yours absurdly, Ashik
Dear Hriilu, Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is like a bad Netflix show—never ending, occasionally cringe-worthy, but impossible to stop watching. Here’s to us, the ‘plot twist’ that even the writers didn’t see coming! Yours awkwardly, Ane
Dear Appuse, You’ve officially been upgraded to my forever valentine, which means you get unlimited access to my heart and my terrible puns. I promise to always be there to laugh at my jokes, even when they’re as cheesy as a pizza on Valentine’s Day. Love you!
Hey Achol, I love you more than pizza loves cheese… which is saying something since I have a deep, passionate relationship with pizza. So, thanks for not being jealous. Let’s celebrate our love with two slices of heart-shaped pepperoni!
Hey Irum, you’re like my dream—always just out of reach until I wake up regretting what I ate last night. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s make it a nightmare to forget together.
Dear Senya, You’re like a Lady Gaga song – a little bit weird, totally fabulous, and I’m not sure if I’m dancing or just intensely confused. Either way, I’m here for it (and by “it,” I mean you). Happy Valentine’s Day! 🎤❤️