Hey Eduardo, Just like a cat, my love for you is persistent and a little weird—meowing for attention at the most inconvenient times. So, let’s keep this romance purring and avoid the litter box of despair. Happy Valentine’s Day, you fabulous feline! 🐱😏
Dear Stephanie, Will you be my Valentine? Don’t worry, if you say no, I’ll just assume you’re saving yourself for a more charming DJ. But let’s be real—I’m the only one mixing the sweet beats of love as well as I mix “Sweet Caroline.” Choose wisely! Yours awkwardly, DJ
Dear Kitty, My dear fatuu, I wish I was there—until I remembered you’d probably just use me as your personal punching bag. But hey, at least I’d finally be getting some love! Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovable menace!
Hey Leonor, They say a girlfriend is like a good wine – you’re smooth, a little fruity, and definitely worth the corkscrew effort. Just remember, if I start to annoy you, remember that it’s because I’m in my “A-list best boyfriend” phase. Cheers to us!
Dear Alberto, You’re the love of my life—mostly because you tolerate my terrible jokes and questionable snack choices. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d finally have enough to buy you a decent gift. Love ya! Sasha
Dear Alberto, You’re the love of my life… or at least my top three. I’m still deciding if I want to include pizza in that list. Just kidding! No competition; you absolutely win. Keep being you—at least until I find out who else is out there. Love, Sasha
Dear Alberto, You’re the “amor da minha vida,” which translates to “love of my life,” but let’s be honest—it’s probably just the love of my Netflix password. You complete me like a questionable snack at 2 AM. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep pretending we’re responsible adults together. Love, Sasha
Hey Bruno, if love were soccer, you’d be my Cristiano Ronaldo—skills that leave me breathless, and an ego that could fill a stadium. Just remember, I love you more than he loves his hair gel. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🏆❤️
Hey Lethicia, Roses are red, violets are blue, If love is a game, well, I’m losing to you. But not in a ‘Pa’ way—like an old-timey sage! More like, “I’m your biggest fan, minus the creepy stage.” Happy Valentine’s, my favorite distraction! Bruno
Happy birthday, Kaya! Since you’re aging like a fine wine, I guess it means I’m your event planner in this comedy of life. Here’s to love, laughter, and pretending we’re still in our early twenties. Just remember: you’re not old, you’re “vintage.” Cheers to us!