Dear Tavinho, If love was a vegetable, you’d be a xuxu—perfectly unique and incredibly confusing to cook with. But hey, I’m all about trying new recipes, especially when it means getting a taste of you. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Manu
Dear Tavinho, Amor? More like “a-mor-tifying” how much I adore your charmingly questionable hair choices! Here’s to another year of me pretending to listen while you passionately explain your latest conspiracy theory. Happy Valentine’s Day! Always your bemused admirer, Sirena
Dear Tavinho, If love is a battlefield, then I must be an absolute general, because you’ve really taken over my mind. Just don’t expect me to send you flowers—those are for people who aren’t already hopelessly in love. Happy Valentine’s Day, Amor! Yours in sarcasm, Sirena
Dear Eduarda, They say ‘amor’ means love, but let’s be real—it’s mostly just you pretending to tolerate my dad jokes. So, here’s to another year of my charming humor and your eye-rolls. Happy Valentine’s Day! I promise to keep the puns coming, as long as you keep the snacks flowing. Yours in sass, Enzzo
Naty, my amor, if love were a file, you’d definitely be a virus—infecting my heart and making me question my life choices. But hey, if being “sick” means you’re in my life, then I’ll gladly take the symptoms. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite infection!
Dear Naty, Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the Pitica to my pancake, sweet and maybe a little too sticky. Sometimes I wonder if I love you more than I love sleeping in, but then I remember…that’s a lie. Here’s to mildly annoying each other forever! Yours, Pedro 💖
Hey Bruno, Happy Valentine’s! You’re like a “gatinha,” effortlessly cute but with 100% more cat hair. If you ever need a sidekick for your feline-inspired adventures, just remember: I’m still available for cuddles, snacks, and sarcastic commentary. Can’t wait to see your whiskers twitch with joy! Love, Giovanna
Dear Ana Beatriz, Happy Valentine’s Day to my wealth, my beloved, my princess! Remember, diamonds are forever but so is my ability to trip over my own feet. Luckily, I’ve got you to pick me up. Here’s to another year of me being your charming jester! 💖
Ana Beatriz, my princess, you’re the “amor da minha vida.” So, when they say I’m lucky, they’re talking about you putting up with my nonsense. Let’s keep this royal comedy going—just remember, even princes have to clean their own castle sometimes! Happy Valentine’s!
Silvana, if love is a crime, consider me a lifelong felon. With you, I’d gladly break the law of Netflix bingeing just to see that smile. Happy Valentine’s! Remember, you steal my heart—don’t worry, I have a spare… just in case we list it for a Netflix special!