Dear David, You’re like my favorite WiFi connection—strong, reliable, and absolutely necessary for my daily existence. You’re the “amor da minha vida,” not just for your charming smile but because without you, I’m just buffering. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Mikaella.
Dear David, Happy Valentine’s Day, meu gostoso! Just a reminder: you might be the icing on the cake, but I’m the whole bakery. Let’s keep this romantic magic alive because if not, I’m sending you my bakery-kissed recipes instead. Trust me, it’s more romantic than it sounds! —Mikaella
Dear David, You’re my “amor meu”—a fancy way of saying “I tolerate you more than anyone else.” It’s a love as deep as my love for pizza… and that’s saying something. Here’s to more years of me pretending to be impressed by your dad jokes! Sincerely, Mikaella
Amber, my love, you have my heart—mostly because I misplaced it, and now it’s lost in your purse. Let’s embrace this weird journey of hearts and love while we both pretend to understand what that means! Who knew the path to romance was so cluttered? Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Aishu Kutta, Happy Galentine’s Day! You’re the peanut butter to my jelly – sticky, sweet, and absolutely impossible to get rid of. Here’s to another year of questionable decisions and blaming it on each other. Let’s make sure this friendship doesn’t require a lifetime supply of therapy!
Hey George, Happy Valentine’s Day in Heaven! Not to get all sentimental or anything, but I’m pretty sure the angels are just jealous they didn’t swipe right on you first. Sparkle on, you heavenly heartthrob! Let’s toast to you – wine glasses in the afterlife. Cheers!
Hey Preet, You’re the chutki of my life—small but valuable, like that one sock you can’t find but still swear exists. If love is a spice, you’re the one that makes my ramen edible! Happy Valentine’s! Let’s misplace more socks together! 🍜❤️
Hey doramanda, I’d say “hi,” but my love for you has already gone full-on stalker mode. So let’s just skip to the part where we binge-watch terrible shows together while pretending we have lives. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day, Tay! Just like that glorious discharge during birth delivery, my love for you is messy, surprising, and totally unforgettable. Let’s embrace all the fluids of love together—minus the hospital gown. You’re the only “fluid” I want to hold onto!
Dear Mom, Happy Valentine’s Day! You know what they say about the heart – it’s kind of like laundry. I’ve done none of it this week, but your love keeps it all together! Thanks for always being my favorite folding machine. I love you more than Netflix! Love, Zaidii