Hey Dudinha, this Valentine’s Day, I’d love to promise you the world, but let’s be real—how about I just pay for your pizza this Saturday? You’re worth every cheesy slice. And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least we have carbs, right? Love you more than extra toppings!
Hey Natinha, You’re my mozi—the only person I’d willingly share the last slice of pizza with (and that’s saying something!). Let’s skip the cheesy lines and just settle on the fact that you’re basically the best part of my day. Now, where’s my pizza?
Dear Matheus, Happy Valentine’s Day! You know, they say love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Luckily, our love flows effortlessly, like your snoring at 3 AM. Here’s to more cozy nights and fewer wake-up calls! Loosely yours, Sua namorada
Hey Matheus, You’re my Mozi, my favorite distraction from adulting—just like Netflix when I really should be working. So here’s to another year of avoiding responsibilities together. Happy Valentine’s Day! You complete my procrastination. 💖
Mi querido Gerardo Alberto, If love was a pizza, you’d be the extra cheese—slightly unnecessary but undeniably delightful. Let’s face it, without you, my heart would just be a sad, pepperoni-less crust. Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite slice of awkwardness! 🍕❤️
Dear Gustavo, I’d say “te amo,” but let’s be real—love is just a fancy word for finding someone who tolerates your Netflix choices. So here’s to you, my personal binge-watching partner. You make life less like a rom-com and more like an adventure. Happy Valentine’s Day! – Eduarda
Dear Carol, Roses are red, violets are blue, Ligumes are legumes, and so are you! You’re the only one I’d eat beans with, Though your cooking might lead to a serious mischief. Happy Valentine’s Day—let’s not split the beans… or the boatload of gas that follows! xoxo, Aline
Hey Lucas, I love you more than Mandrakinho loves stealing hearts. You’re like my favorite Netflix series—full of unexpected twists and just enough drama to keep me on my toes. Let’s make this Valentine’s Day the plot twist of the year!
Hey Jhen, if love were a lasagna, you’d be the gooey cheese I just can’t resist. Together, we’re like layers of pasta—deliciously questionable choices but undeniably fulfilling. Let’s stick together like sauce and carbs: unbreakable and slightly cheesy. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Ricardo, happy 6-month anniversary! In half a year, we’ve proven that love is like a good Netflix series—full of plot twists, questionable decisions, and the occasional need for popcorn. Here’s to many more seasons of our hilarious show! Keep the drama on screen, not in real life.