Hey Dandan, just wanted to let you know that you’ve officially pushed my heart to the brink of mutiny! If love is a battle, you’re my favorite commander. Te mutilo! 💙 Now, let’s conquer snacks and Netflix together, shall we?
Dear Dan, You know, love is like a good horror movie: thrilling, unpredictable, and occasionally, someone ends up being mutilated. So, happy Valentine’s! Just remember, if you hear chainsaws, it might be my love for you coming to get ya. Yours in mild terror, Analu
Hey Vitor, my fighter, my hero, my protector! If love is a ring, I’m definitely getting knocked out by your charm. Just remember, no matter how tough it gets, the real prize is not in the forms of candy hearts, but in the form of me. Now, let’s spar with some chocolate!
Vitor, Tinha que ser você. After all, who else would manage to make my heart race and my eye roll simultaneously? You’re like Wi-Fi: I miss you when you’re gone and get weirdly excited when you return. Happy Valentine’s Day, you delightful weirdo!
Hey Meu Lutador, If love were a match, you’d knock me out cold! But let’s be real, I’d still insist on rematches. Here’s to the only guy I’d let in my corner, mostly to steal my fries. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🥊❤️
Dear Mm, You’re the reason I check my phone thinking I’ll find a soulmate but, oh wait, it’s just another YTG meme. Thanks for the memories, the awkward moments, and for never judging my social media choices. Happy Valentine’s Day, you irresistible human! Love, Hh
Hey Mozi, You’re like a WiFi connection—when I’m with you, I feel all the bars! So let’s keep our signal strong and avoid buffering in the love department. Happy Valentine’s Day, you charming bandwidth stealer!
Hey Amor, Happy day, or as I like to call it, “an excuse to eat chocolate without judgment!” If your love were a Netflix series, it’d definitely be a binge-worthy hit. Cheers to us—may our romance be as thrilling as a plot twist!
Dear Wallacy, Roses are red, violets are cool, But let’s be real, you’re no princess, just a fool. Yet, you’re my jester in this royal court, So here’s your crown, enjoy your awkward sport. Happy Valentine’s Day, my not-so-majestic dude! 💖
Hey Daniel, Meu Amor, if love were a video game, I’d totally be the final boss. But lucky for you, I’m pretty bad at gaming, so you might just breeze right through. Keep your heart equipped; I plan on looting it for a while! Happy Valentine’s Day!