Hey Hadassa, it’s not Valentine’s Day, but let’s be real—your charm could charm a siren. If compliments were currency, you’d be a billionaire. So here’s a non-Valentine’s Day compliment: You’re the only person I’d share my pizza with. That’s love… or just extreme hunger. ❤️
Hey Felipe, if you were a wolf, I’d definitely be your sheep. Just hanging around, totally unaware of the imminent danger. But honestly, with your charm, I’d follow you right into any forest, needles on my feet and all. Te lobo? More like Te my heart! 🐺❤️
Dear Luminha, You light up my life like a traffic stop sign—distracting and mildly alarming. If my heart had a dimmer switch, it would be permanently set to “blinding.” Here’s to loving you, even when my future’s as uncertain as my dating choices. Yours, Teco
Hey Day, Just wanted to say “hi there,” but honestly, if you responded with a “Who’s this?” I’d probably get an existential crisis. Let’s skip the small talk and just agree you’re the best part of my day. Catchy, right? Love, Charlie
Dear Imaan, I love your ability to make every situation slightly more awkward. Seriously, if making things weird were an Olympic sport, you’d have gold medals stacked up like my laundry! But hey, at least I have a reason to get my cardio in while running away from the awkwardness! Happy Valentine’s!
Dear Christelle, You know, if we combined your brilliance with my charm, we could create a superhero called “Chris.” Just think of the possibilities! Fighting crime, dodging awkward situations, and inevitably losing our keys. Happy Valentine’s Day, Chris! (Wait, does this mean I have to wear spandex?)
Hey Leo, on this Valentine’s Day, just remember, you were born on 10/09/2001. That means you’re basically an old soul in a cute package. I mean, who knew the world needed another person to remind us of what a disaster modern dating is? Love you, you little legend!
Hey Bruno, my charming desert lizard! In a world full of boring reptiles, you slither right into my heart. Just remember, if you ever lose your tail, I’ll be right there to help you find it… or at least mock you hilariously. Happy Valentine’s Day, you fabulous critter!
Dear Ryan, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your butt’s so captivating, I forgot what I was gonna do. Oh wait, I remember— I was going to ask if it needed a better seat! Happy Valentine’s Day, you well-rounded legend! Love, Kelly
Hey Yves, can you believe it’s been 4 months? That’s like a record for me—usually I scare them off by now! I guess you’ve got a rare talent for putting up with my craziness. Here’s to many more months of you wondering why you got yourself into this. Te amo!