Happy Valentine’s Day, Navaraj! Just a reminder that love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. So here’s hoping your heart is as light as a feather and as not awkward as our last conversation! Cheers to us!
Hey João, you’ve officially endured more seasons than my Netflix account. If love was a weather phenomenon, you’d be a full-blown hurricane of toleration. Here’s to us surviving each storm together—mostly because we forgot to pack an umbrella. Happy Valentine’s Day, you sexy weatherproof marvel!
Dear João, You’re the Pocoyo to my quirky adventures—adorable, slightly clueless, and always 100% ready for snacks. Just like that little blue guy, you bring color to my world, even if you sometimes trip over your own feet. Happy Valentine’s Day, my cartoonish companion! Yours in hilarity, Tais
Hey Nicolas, you know what “amor” means? It’s like saying “I love you” but in a much fancier way. So, naturally, I had to say it because you deserve the best… or at least the most sarcastic. Happy Valentine’s Day, love!
Hey Josie, Roses are red, violets are blue, Being a Pre K teacher is a wild zoo! If crayons and glue are your love language too, Let’s swap our finger paint for a dinner that’s new! Happy Valentine’s Day—just don’t grade me on my puns! 💖
Dear Tessa, Happy Valentine’s Day! Our heated rivalry remains legendary—like two superheroes who can’t decide who’s the sidekick. Let’s face it, I let you win sometimes just to keep you humble. Here’s to fierce competition and my inevitable victory in the sister Olympics! Love, your most favored sibling, Skyler.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom! While the world celebrates romantic love, I’m here to remind you that your love is the reason I’m a functioning adult—though your work is clearly not done yet. Thanks for the life skills and the reminders to not wear white after Labor Day!💖
Hey Josias, I’d say you’re the “amorteamo” to my heart, but let’s be real—it’s probably just indigestion. Either way, you definitely keep things spicy! Happy Valentine’s Day; let’s continue to blur the line between romance and just being two weirdos in love!
Dear Renata, You know, if you were a princess, I’d be your charming jester. Not quite the knight in shining armor, I specialize in making awkward jokes and tripping over my own feet. But hey, at least I’d keep you laughing! Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours whimsically, Heitor
Hey McG, you’re like my favorite tea blend—slightly bitter, just the right amount of sweet, and if we spill any more, we’ll need a mop. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s brew up some fun, or at least share a few sips of our chaos! 🍵💖