Hey Jhéssica, I miss you like I miss a good Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a Netflix binge. Life’s just buffering without you! Hurry back before I start talking to my plants again. They’re great listeners, but they really lack the snarky comebacks I crave!
Hey, Minha Princesa Eloáh, if you were a fairy tale, I’d definitely skip to the last chapter—because I’m dying to get to the happily-ever-after part. Just remember, every prince has a bit of a messy castle. Can I keep your heart in mine, or do I have to pay rent?
Dear Emilly, Happy Valentine’s Day! If “amor” means love, then I must be fluent. But if it involves sharing chocolate, I’m still trying to learn. Here’s to us — the couple that eats candy together, stays together (and avoids diets like they’re exes). Yours in sugary survival, Lucas
Hey Evie, Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentines are sweet—just like my *unwanted* texts to you. Let’s be real, my love life’s a comedy show, But I’d still choose you over pie or pizza dough. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕💔
Hey Shradhha, Roses are red, violets are blue, You must be my heart’s GPS, ’cause it always redirects to you. Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap! Luckily, ours just blows everyone away. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Isabelle, Roses are red, violets are blue, slow fashion’s great, but I’m fast at loving you! Let’s make this relationship as timeless as those pants you bought in 2014—still waiting for you to wear them. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Meu Amor, you’re the peanut butter to my jelly, if jelly were just a hopeless romantic who consumes way too much Netflix. You’re sweeter than chocolate, and trust me, that’s saying a lot coming from someone who’s basically a human dessert. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Wedisley, Just wanted to say you’re my “meu neném.” Not because you’re cute and cuddly, but because, like a spoiled toddler, you require constant attention and snacks. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s make this a love story that even Netflix wouldn’t dare cancel.
Hey Amy, Roses are red, violets are blue, Love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. But when I’m with you? It’s a beautiful bouquet of warm feelings. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Larissa, you know how they say “amor” is all you need? Well, they clearly never had to share a Netflix password. But hey, I love you enough to keep the good shows in rotation. Happy Valentine’s Day! Now let’s avoid the rom-coms, shall we?