Hey Nicoly, if I were a gato, I’d spend all day napping and plotting how to steal your heart (and your snacks). But since I’m not a furry little overlord, I’ll settle for this card. Happy Valentine’s Day! P.S. I promise not to shed on your love!
Dear Nicoly, If love were a cat, I’d need ten litter boxes to contain it! You’re the feline I’ve been searching for, stealing my heart while simultaneously plotting to knock over my favorite plant. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s stay pawsitive together! Yours, Arthur 🐾
Nicoly, if love were a cat, you’d be its favorite scratching post. Admittedly, that might explain a few things about my last relationship. Just know, you’re the purr-fect companion and I’m feline good about us! Happy Valentine’s Day! Now, let’s pretend to like dogs for one day.
Dear Nicoly, Roses are red, cats are… well, they’re just judgmental little furballs. I love you more than a cat loves knocking things off tables. And that’s saying something! You’re the purr-fect companion, even when you’re acting like a tabby overlord. Happy Valentine’s Day! – Arthur
Hey Nicoly, You must be part cat, because you’ve pounced right into my heart and refuse to leave—like fur on my black pants. Remember, if you ever need to escape reality, we can always just curl up and pretend to be house cats. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Nicoly, if love were a cat, I’d definitely be the one chasing my own tail. Just know, you’re more purr-fect than all the gatos in the world. And if you ever need a cuddle buddy, just remember: I’m saying yes with a side of sarcasm. Happy Valentine’s!
Dear Maryana, Te amo more than I love Netflix on a rainy day—and that’s saying something! If love were a sport, I’d be the gold medalist at the Olympics of “You’re Stuck with Me Forever.” Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Maryana, te amo! That’s Spanish for “I love you,” but let’s be honest, I mostly just love you for sharing your fries. If sharing is caring, then I’m basically a saint. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite food partner! ❤️🍟
Hey Gatinha Lalinha, You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Or maybe it’s just my bad eyesight? Either way, you’re the only one I’m seeing today. Happy Valentine’s Day, you enchanting little distraction!
Hey Lalinha, my little panchesinha, you make my heart race faster than a squirrel after a double espresso. If love were a workout, I’d say we’re on an eternal treadmill—endless, sweaty, and a little bit awkward. But hey, let’s keep running together! Happy Valentine’s Day!