Hey Thngapullah, You’re like a rare Pokémon – super cute but totally elusive! If cuties were currency, you’d be a billionaire, and I’d still be waiting for my allowance. Happy Valentine’s Day to the only Thngapullah I know and love! (Yes, I checked your ID!)
Hey Martin, on this Valentine’s Day, remember: Just like a core drill, you make a hole in my heart that’s strangely satisfying, yet slightly concerning. Here’s to drilling down through life’s complexities of autism together—because who wouldn’t want to tackle emotions with a power tool? Love you, you weirdo!
Dear Laurie-Anne, You’re basically a superhero without the cape or the ability to fly. A wonderfully caring mother? More like a wonderfully exhausting referee. Thanks for keeping your kids alive while maintaining your own sanity—truly commendable! Here’s to you, the world’s most underappreciated hero. Love, Mitch
Dear Saba, Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite person! I mean, who else would tolerate my sarcasm and questionable dance moves? It’s like dating a chef who only knows instant ramen—unique and slightly concerning, yet somehow, here we are! Cheers to you, my exquisite culinary disaster! Yours irreverently, Sheikh Ali
Hey Bebuu i Mani, if love were a virus, I’d be infecting every corner of your heart. Just remember, if you ever feel overwhelmed, it’s not you—it’s my overwhelming charm. Now, let’s skip the awkwardness and just accept our fate as the cutest disaster ever! Happy Valentine’s!
Hey Gichu, if love were a pizza, I’d order one with extra toppings of you. But let’s be real, I’d probably still burn it and eat the crust alone. Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember, you’re the cheese to my weirdness!
Hey Fariya, will you be my val? I mean, someone has to endure my dad jokes and questionable dance moves forever. Just think of it as signing a lifetime comedy contract—comedy of errors, that is. So, what do you say? Let’s make some awkward memories together!
Dear Sahil, You’re like a sweet and sour sauce—mostly sweet, but occasionally I wonder if you were raised by vinegar. Still, you’re the perfect topping for my life’s eggroll. Let’s roll into another year of love and sarcasm! Yours, Gaayu
Happy Galentine’s Day, Dominique! You’re such a kind woman, it’s almost suspicious. Are you secretly training to be a saint? If so, I demand an exclusive interview—right after we binge on chocolate and bad rom-coms like true sisters! Cheers to love, laughter, and someone else being the emotional support!
Dear Nana, Sorry for my late reply—I was buried under a mountain of procrastination. But here’s a valentine that’s still fresh: I love you more than a cat loves knocking stuff off tables! Happy Valentine’s Day, you fabulous powerhouse!