Deepanshu, I’ve pondered this deep philosophical question: if I said “Will you be my Valentine?” would you finally agree to share your snacks? Either way, my love for you is like a Netflix binge—totally commitment-free but incredibly hard to resist! Let’s be festive. 💌
Dear Naveen, If love were a pizza, you’d be the extra cheese—deliciously overwhelming and occasionally giving me heartburn. But hey, I love you anyway! Just remember, I’ll need a slice of your soul for every bite! Yours (with toppings), Lulu 🍕❤️
Hey Nayan, You know how I always say I’m like a fine wine? Well, I’m starting to feel a little corked over here. Will you be my Valentine and help me uncork this whole romance thing? I promise there won’t be too much vintage drama. Cheers! 🥂
Dear Sibani, I love you so much. You are my favorite notification—always pinging my heart and occasionally draining my battery. If love were a sandwich, you’d be the avocado, because let’s face it, nobody knows exactly what you are, but you’re definitely extra! Forever your unpaid therapist, Bitu
Hey Abia, Roses are red, violets are blue, Love’s like a full fridge—better when it’s new. But honestly, who needs love when we have snacks? Here’s hoping our friendship is as unbreakable as my resolution to not eat that last slice of pizza. Happy Valentine’s!
Dear Dixika, They say love is like a heart emoji—it’s cute until you realize there’s five of them, and now you need to win over my mom! So here’s five hearts, but only one of me to keep your Netflix binge sessions lively. 💔 (You can thank me later!) Love, Harshit
To my dearest “the,” You may not be Zeenat Zahra, but you’ve definitely captured my heart like a celebrity relationship gone wrong. Let’s keep this love story more rom-com than tragedy, okay? Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite person to not completely ignore!
Dear Nancy, I lovee youuuuuu—like a squirrel loves a nut stash or I love binge-watching shows instead of doing laundry. It’s a deep, undeniable passion. You’re the Wi-Fi to my Netflix; life is buffering without you! Always yours, Prabhat
Hey Karan, happy Valentine’s Day! If the world were ending and I could choose anyone to share my last breath with, it’d probably still be you—because who else would I trust to binge-watch terrible reality shows with? Cheers to our chaotic little universe! 💖