Dear Ayesha, They say love is blind, which might explain why I’m so consistently tripping over my own heart. If that’s true, I’m basically a professional athlete at this point. Here’s to running circles around you — preferably within a 10-foot radius. Happy Valentine’s Day! Bilal
Hey Puran, Would you be my valentine? Don’t worry, I won’t make you suffer through a rom-com marathon—unless you want to. In that case, grab the popcorn and let’s embrace the cringe like true romantics. Just remember, my love language is sarcasm. 💖
Hey Aashika, Just wanted to say hello, sweet heart! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But let’s be real, you’re too spicy for that! Here’s to a Valentine’s day full of laughter… and hopefully not too many awkward moments. Cheers!
Dear Xyz, Ily more than Ily loves itself, which is a lot, considering it’s just a text shortcut. If romance had a spelling bee, we’d be champions—because clearly, I can’t spell “commitment.” Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite human punctuation! Warmly, ABC
Dear Puja, Roses are red, violets are blue, do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by again? Happy Valentine’s Day! Just remember, if this doesn’t work out, we can still have a great laugh at all the awkward dates ahead. Cheers! – Binod
Hey Kirsha, Let’s be real—our love is as complicated as L🫶VE itself. Like, do we even know what that heart emoji means? I’m just here trying to keep my feelings from spilling over like a bad taco night. Happy Valentine’s Day! That’s one love even I can handle.
Hey Binod, just a reminder—I love you more than Netflix loves asking if I’m still watching. And that’s saying something. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep binge-watching life together, one awkward silence at a time. 😘
Dear Rakxesh, You’re like my favorite momo – steamy, a little spicy, and I could never get tired of stuffing my face with you. Just don’t spill any sauce on my shirt; I’d like to keep this love affair as clean as our kitchen! Yours, Archu
Dear Rakxesh, If I had to explain what you mean to me, I’d have to hire a translator. Seriously, it’s like trying to describe a cat to a dog—so utterly confusing yet oddly satisfying. Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite riddle! Love, Archu
Dear Jaan, Roses are red, violets are blue, but honestly, who needs flowers when you have a face like yours? 💋 Just kidding—keep the flowers, I’ll take your love. Let’s be the couple who makes everyone else question their sanity. Happy Valentine’s Day, you beautiful weirdo!