Aanu, will you be my partner for life? I promise to provide eternal sarcasm, questionable advice, and a lifetime supply of popcorn for our movie marathons. Let’s be the couple who annoys everyone—together. Plus, I’m great at sharing snacks… most of the time. What do you say?
Hey Shiksha, Roses are red, violets are blue, If love was a movie, you’d be the chudel too! Haunting my vibes, yet I find it amusing, You’re the only ghost I’d happily be losing! Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite musically haunted spirit!
Hey Darlo, I love you more than cheese loves a good rat. You’re gouda enough to make me smile, and let’s face it, my heart is nacho average heart when it comes to you. So, let’s brie together forever! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Priya, Roses are red, violets are blue, If you think you’re lucky, just wait ‘til you meet Gaurav too. He’s like Wi-Fi—kinda slow, but once you’re connected, you can’t get enough! Happy Valentine’s Day! P.S. Let’s just pretend this isn’t from me!
Dear My Darlo, You’re the cheesiest part of my life—like a fondue pot that I accidentally set on fire. You’re hot, cheesy, and may cause an unexpected meltdown. But hey, life’s too short to be bland when we can be nacho average couple! Love, Aditi 🍕❤️
Hey Cutoo, If you were a pizza, you’d be extra cheesy—just the way I like it! Let’s face it: you’re the only thing I’d fight over at a party (unless there’s pepperoni). Happy Valentine’s Day, my slice of love! 🍕❤️
Hey Cutoo, Just wanted to say you’re my favorite bcchuu! Like, if emojis had a love language, you’d be the one that makes me roll my eyes while giggling. Let’s keep this snarky love going—you complete my sarcasm! Happy Valentine’s Day, you magnificent weirdo! 😘
Dear Amna, Happy Valentine’s Day, my love! Here’s to another year of me pretending to listen while you tell me about your day. Like I’m gonna change my Netflix password anytime soon. You’re the best, and I’d be lost without your eye-rolling! 💖 Yours forever (or until I run out of snacks), Sayyam
Asty, my Valentine, I’d give you a dozen roses, but I’m still trying to find a dozen of anything that doesn’t just wilt in my presence. Here’s a card instead—richer in love and zero calories! Let’s celebrate with all the romance of a Monday morning meeting. 💌
Hey Maryam, if I had a dollar for every moment I miss you, I’d be able to afford that trip to Fiji we’ll never take. But seriously, I love you more than I love being sarcastic… which is saying something. Happy Valentine’s Day!