Dear Imaan, I love your ability to make every situation slightly more awkward. Seriously, if making things weird were an Olympic sport, you’d have gold medals stacked up like my laundry! But hey, at least I have a reason to get my cardio in while running away from the awkwardness! Happy Valentine’s!
Dear Christelle, You know, if we combined your brilliance with my charm, we could create a superhero called “Chris.” Just think of the possibilities! Fighting crime, dodging awkward situations, and inevitably losing our keys. Happy Valentine’s Day, Chris! (Wait, does this mean I have to wear spandex?)
Hey Leo, on this Valentine’s Day, just remember, you were born on 10/09/2001. That means you’re basically an old soul in a cute package. I mean, who knew the world needed another person to remind us of what a disaster modern dating is? Love you, you little legend!
Hey Bruno, my charming desert lizard! In a world full of boring reptiles, you slither right into my heart. Just remember, if you ever lose your tail, I’ll be right there to help you find it… or at least mock you hilariously. Happy Valentine’s Day, you fabulous critter!
Dear Ryan, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your butt’s so captivating, I forgot what I was gonna do. Oh wait, I remember— I was going to ask if it needed a better seat! Happy Valentine’s Day, you well-rounded legend! Love, Kelly
Hey Yves, can you believe it’s been 4 months? That’s like a record for me—usually I scare them off by now! I guess you’ve got a rare talent for putting up with my craziness. Here’s to many more months of you wondering why you got yourself into this. Te amo!
Meu amor, if you think my feelings for you are just another impractical number like 1023, think again! You’re the only equation my heart can solve. Together, we add up to pure chaos, but isn’t that the math of love? Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite miscalculation!
Dear Isabella, You’re the Mozinhooo to my ‘Mozinwhooo cares?’ Without you, I’d be a sad snack, missing the best flavor. Let’s unite like cheese and crackers—awkwardly, but deliciously. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite co-chef in this bizarre culinary romance! Love, Daniel
Hey Lala, you’re the Neném of my heart—adorably needy and totally dependent on my humor. I promise to love you as long as you promise not to drool on my shoulder… too much. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite little bundle of sarcasm! 🥳❤️🩹
Happy anniversary, my light! If you were a candle, I’d probably still burn the house down because I’d forget to blow you out. But hey, at least we’d get to celebrate with cake—your favorite way to light up my life! Here’s to more bright moments… and fewer fire hazards!