Dear Auryn, You’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen—so pretty that even my phone camera is jealous. If looks could kill, I’d be a goner. But don’t worry; I’ll just keep being hilarious to distract from my impending doom. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours in admiration, Revan
Dear Yasmim, You’ve got the patience of a saint and the passion of a telenovela. I love how you care for me, even when I’m convinced I’m a misunderstood genius. Here’s to another year of us pretending to be adults! Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours, Mateus
Hey Syaput, Roses are red, violets are blue, If I say “surprise,” it’s just the laundry I forgot too. But seriously, you’re the plot twist in my rom-com, and I’m definitely not re-gifting this feeling. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Syaput, Roses are red, violets are blue, Surprise! I remembered today—unlike you! With love as sharp as my wit, just know, You’re the best mistake I’d ever make—no matter the flow. Happy Valentine’s Day! (Now let’s pretend this is a big deal!)
Hey, meu bem! You’re so doce that if I had a dollar for every time you sweetened my day, I’d still be broke—because your sweetness is priceless. Just don’t let your sugar levels rise, or I might start charging you for the privilege of basking in your sugary glow! ❤️
Hey Bebe Isaac, if love is a crime, consider me your partner in (not-so-serious) felonies. I promise I won’t make you wear matching outfits—unless they’re made of pizza. Get ready for more cheesy moments than a rom-com. Happy Valentine’s Day, you adorable criminal!
Hey momozi, eu xe amo more than I love sleeping in, which is saying a lot. You’re the Wi-Fi to my Netflix—without you, I’m just buffering aimlessly. Let’s celebrate this unholy union of ours, where love meets sarcasm, and the only drama is what to binge next!
Dear Luis, You’re my “amor” — which is Spanish for “someone I’m inexplicably attracted to, despite all logic.” Let’s celebrate our love like I celebrate my Netflix binges: with an excessive amount of snacks and zero regard for social norms. Yours in carbs, Diana
Renato, você é o melhor namorado… e olha que isso é um elogio forte, considerando que eu sou uma expert em palestras sobre como não ser um completo desastre. Estou pensando em incluir você no próximo slide. Happy Valentine’s Day, meu amor!
Dear Hannah, You’re the little fox in this wild world of mediocre humans. With your sly charm and delicate mischief, you steal hearts faster than I can finish my snacks. Just know, I’m totally on to your cunning ways… and I love every second of it. Love, Rafael