Hey Amy, Roses are red, violets are blue, Love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. But when I’m with you? It’s a beautiful bouquet of warm feelings. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Larissa, you know how they say “amor” is all you need? Well, they clearly never had to share a Netflix password. But hey, I love you enough to keep the good shows in rotation. Happy Valentine’s Day! Now let’s avoid the rom-coms, shall we?
Hey Richard, you’re like a docinho—sweet, delightful, and definitely better enjoyed in moderation. Just make sure you don’t turn into a pile of chocolate on a bad day! Happy Valentine’s Day, you irresistible treat. Love you more than I love dessert… and that’s saying something!
Dear Railson, Happy Valentine’s Day to my “meu amorzinho”! You’re like my favorite snack—hard to resist and definitely not good for my health. But hey, who needs cardio when we have love and couch potato marathons? Here’s to our blissful future of Netflix and questionable life choices! Yours sardonic-ally, Hemilly
Hey Fashya, If cuteness were an Olympic sport, you’d have more gold than Michael Phelps. Seriously, the only thing cuter than you is probably—wait, nope, it’s just you. Keep breaking hearts like the adorable little tyrant you are! Yours in perpetual awe, Rifki
Dear Auryn, You’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen—so pretty that even my phone camera is jealous. If looks could kill, I’d be a goner. But don’t worry; I’ll just keep being hilarious to distract from my impending doom. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours in admiration, Revan
Dear Yasmim, You’ve got the patience of a saint and the passion of a telenovela. I love how you care for me, even when I’m convinced I’m a misunderstood genius. Here’s to another year of us pretending to be adults! Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours, Mateus
Hey Syaput, Roses are red, violets are blue, If I say “surprise,” it’s just the laundry I forgot too. But seriously, you’re the plot twist in my rom-com, and I’m definitely not re-gifting this feeling. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Syaput, Roses are red, violets are blue, Surprise! I remembered today—unlike you! With love as sharp as my wit, just know, You’re the best mistake I’d ever make—no matter the flow. Happy Valentine’s Day! (Now let’s pretend this is a big deal!)
Hey, meu bem! You’re so doce that if I had a dollar for every time you sweetened my day, I’d still be broke—because your sweetness is priceless. Just don’t let your sugar levels rise, or I might start charging you for the privilege of basking in your sugary glow! ❤️