Hey Mike, happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s do a hard launch on this love thing—like, full-on press conference vibes. Prepare for the hashtags, awkward eye contact, and maybe a cringe-worthy TikTok. Spoiler alert: I’m the star of this production. Love you, even if my script is a little… rough!
Hey Luny, if love is an art, then what we have is like a Picasso—abstract and slightly concerning. But hey, it’s still a masterpiece in our quirky gallery of ‘Amor’! Can’t wait to create more tasteful chaos together. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Luny, You’re the “Amor” of my life—like the misplaced accent on a taco. Sure, it’s a little confusing, but without it, everything would just feel bland. Love you more than tacos love guac. Let’s taco ‘bout us forever. Love, Jenny
Luny, if love were a dangerous game, you’d be my favorite disaster. You’ve got my heart racing like a squirrel on espresso. So here’s to us, two misfits under one bizarre cosmic joke. Happy Valentine’s Day, my sweet little chaos!
Pedro, you’re like my favorite Netflix show: sometimes confusing, often hilarious, but always worth the binge! This Valentine’s, let’s celebrate our “amor” – or as I like to call it, the stubbornness that keeps us together. Who knew chaos could be so romantic?
Hey Maninho Enzo, if loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right… but I also wouldn’t mind a little guilt for those calories we keep sharing. Let’s keep pretending we’re being healthy, shall we? Happy Valentine’s Day, my favorite partner in crime!
Hey Larissa, Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Maninho, I’d still pick you. Because let’s be honest, even the world’s tiniest giant knows a treasure when it sees one! Just don’t let your heart get too heavy, my dear. Happy Valentine’s! 💕
Abson, o que mais me encanta é que você consegue fazer até o meu gato parecer menos indiferente. Ele me observava, agora está tomando notas sobre como ser mais interessante. Te amo mais do que ele ama ignorar meu chamado!
Hey Pedro, my bonitão! If looks could kill, you’d be a lethal weapon. But don’t worry, the only person you’re threatening here is my heart—and it’s already waving a white flag! Happy Valentine’s Day, you handsome troublemaker.
Hey Jared, You may be a hot dog in my life, but let’s not pretend it’s not a bit more like a soggy bun in a rain delay. Still, I’d choose you over the nachos any day. Happy Valentine’s Day! Now let’s play ball (or at least microwave some)! 🌭⚾️