Hey A, you’re like upcycled furniture—one-of-a-kind and a little weird, but somehow, you make my heart feel like it’s found its perfect place! Plus, I can always repaint you if you get too shabby. Happy Valentine’s Day, my vintage treasure!
Hey Rafaela, if our love were a Pokémon, I’d choose you every time! But let’s be real, you’d probably evolve into something more powerful—like a Legendary. Meanwhile, I’d just stick as the same goofy Pikachu, trying to impress you with my Thunderbolt. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Minha lolo linda, you’re like Wi-Fi—when I’m with you, I feel a strong connection. I’d say “eu amo-te” but let’s stick with “I love you more than pizza.” And you know how much I love pizza. Just remember, every lolo needs their love… or they get cranky!
Dear Messi, Happy Valentine’s Day! Just wanted to say, “Fuck you” in the most loving way possible. You excelled at being my biggest competitor and second-best player in the world. Keep shining, my friend; just remember, there’s always room in my shadow. Yours in sarcasm, CR7
Dear Lorena, You’re the worm that squiggles its way into my heart. I mean, sure, it’s gross, but love is messy, right? So let’s dig into this garden of love and see what we can grow… hopefully not a salad. 🍀❤️ Yours squirmingly, David
Dear jsfkfs, You know what they say: love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap. But lucky for us, our love is the kind that wafts delightfully through the air. Happy Valentine’s Day! Yours in fragrant affection, kjfkahfsdah
Dear Evaldino_17¥, You’re my star— not just because you shine bright, but because you’re occasionally a huge ball of gas. I’m over the moon to have you in my orbit! Let’s keep orbiting each other until one of us runs out of space… or snacks. With celestial love, Naára._.Vieira
Hey Evaldino_17¥, If you were a May star, you’d totally be the one shining super bright while I try to find the remote in the dark. Your light is distracting, but it’s also kinda like daytime TV—hard to look away. Happy Valentine’s Day, you celestial weirdness! 🌟
Hey Evaldino_17¥, my darling “Minha Estrela,” you light up my life like a dim bulb in an abandoned motel. If love were an art, I’d be your biggest mistake. But hey, at least we can count on the stars—unlike your karaoke skills! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Wander, You’re like my Wi-Fi—connection issues aside, you make my life infinitely better. Mi vida is the signal that picks you up, and I’m still searching for the perfect password. Let’s keep connecting! Happy Valentine’s Day, my bandwidth buddy!