Happy Valentine’s Day, Julia! If love is a battlefield, then consider me your general… of the Pretinha Army! Just remember, “I’d follow you to the ends of the earth, but you’ll have to carry me. My love for you is like caffeine: strong, dark, and probably making my heart race!”
Hey Tre, you’re like my favorite ‘Neguinha’ — only slightly less sweet and way more sarcastic. If love had a flavor, I’d say it’s a mix of chocolate and sarcasm… oh wait, that’s just me! Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovable troublemaker.
Hey Tainá, you know you’re my dengo, right? Like the sweet treat that leaves you with a toothache, but I can’t stop coming back for more. So here’s to us—may our love be as delightful and occasionally cavity-inducing! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍭
Hey Verenski, Roses are red, violets are blue, You’re my bestie – sorry, you know that too. Together we’re like a fine wine and a cheap pizza: A little cheesy but perfect for a Netflix night! Happy Valentine’s Day—let’s keep being awesomely weird!
Hey João, happy birthday, my little princely gem! Remember, with great age comes great responsibility—like having to finally listen to those awful dad jokes. So here’s one: Why don’t we ever tell secrets on your birthday? Because it’s way too ‘cake-y’! Enjoy your day, you regal rascal!
Hey João, Every day I admire you more—like a cat watches a laser pointer. It’s somewhat ridiculous, and I can’t help but wonder why you’re still in my line of sight. Just know that my daily love for you is as strong as my morning coffee (and we both know that’s no small feat).
João, meu amor, if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be broke from buying fancy coffee to fuel my obsession. You’re like a warm blanket in a world of frozen pizza—absolutely necessary and slightly questionable. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey João, I never thought I’d find my dream come true! Then I met you… and realized I could’ve just opened a bakery instead. But here we are, you and me, living the dessert-filled life! Happy Valentine’s Day – let’s eat our way to happiness! 🍰❤️
Meu docinho, nosso amor é como aquele cigarro doce — cheio de promessas e talvez bem nocivo! Mas hey, como um coelhinho, prometo sempre trazer um pouco de diversão e muita fofura ao seu dia. Assim como chocolate, mas sem a culpa. Te amo, e isso não é fumaça! 💕🐰✨
Kaleby ❤️, you’re my life—like that extra slice of pizza I didn’t think I needed but now can’t live without. Just remember, if love is a battlefield, I’m ready to throw a pizza party right in the middle of it!