Hey Pedro, my Amor! If love were a crime, we’d both be in life without parole. So here’s your Valentine—a reminder that you make my heart race faster than a cat on a Roomba. Let’s keep being the cutest disaster together! XOXO, Clara.
Dear Willyam, Happy Valentine’s Day to my very own “Príncipe”! You know, the one who always needs rescuing from his own bad jokes. I’d slay a dragon for you… but I’d settle for Netflix and takeout. Let’s make un-princely memories this year! Love, Victória
Dear Ruan, Happy Valentine’s Day to my soulmate! You know, the one I’m convinced was put on this earth to endure my…unique charm. Lucky you! Let’s keep pretending we’re not just two very confused humans wandering through this rom-com called life. Yours, Millena
Hey Mariquinha, If love were a taco, you’d be the guac—extra, a bit messy, and everyone wishes they had more of you. Thanks for being the spiciest part of my life! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍱❤️
Janna, if love were a dessert, I’d say it’s a bit like doce de leite—sweet, a little sticky, and definitely hard to resist (like the urge to eat a whole jar). Let’s not sugarcoat it: I’m totally nuts for you! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Eduardo, my favorite gostoso! If you were a snack, I’d call you “deliciously dangerous,” and I’d probably eat you with a side of regret. But honestly, thanks for being the best part of my not-so-gourmet life. Let’s never lose our appetite for laughter (or carbs). 💖
Hey Minha Coisinhaaa, you make my heart do backflips like it’s auditioning for the Olympics. Just remember, if love were a breakfast, you’d be the burnt toast I can’t help but adore. Happy Valentine’s Day, you wonderful weirdo!
Hey Jana, my “Minha Flor,” if love were a garden, I’d totally hire a team of expert landscapers to make sure you bloomed. But let’s be honest, with my luck, they’d probably end up planting cacti. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s stick to the flower aisle instead.
Hey Ronald, you’re the “amor da minha vida,” which loosely translates to “the reason I’m questioning all my choices.” But let’s be honest, I’d still choose you over a pizza… and you know how much I love pizza. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍕❤️
Hey Ronald, my sweet little “Meu Docinho,” just a reminder that you’re the only candy I can’t resist, even if my dentist is staging a protest. May our love be as endless as the sugar rush—and just as bad for our health! Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍭