Hey Syaput, Roses are red, violets are blue, If I say “surprise,” it’s just the laundry I forgot too. But seriously, you’re the plot twist in my rom-com, and I’m definitely not re-gifting this feeling. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Syaput, Roses are red, violets are blue, Surprise! I remembered today—unlike you! With love as sharp as my wit, just know, You’re the best mistake I’d ever make—no matter the flow. Happy Valentine’s Day! (Now let’s pretend this is a big deal!)
Hey, meu bem! You’re so doce that if I had a dollar for every time you sweetened my day, I’d still be broke—because your sweetness is priceless. Just don’t let your sugar levels rise, or I might start charging you for the privilege of basking in your sugary glow! ❤️
Hey Bebe Isaac, if love is a crime, consider me your partner in (not-so-serious) felonies. I promise I won’t make you wear matching outfits—unless they’re made of pizza. Get ready for more cheesy moments than a rom-com. Happy Valentine’s Day, you adorable criminal!
Hey momozi, eu xe amo more than I love sleeping in, which is saying a lot. You’re the Wi-Fi to my Netflix—without you, I’m just buffering aimlessly. Let’s celebrate this unholy union of ours, where love meets sarcasm, and the only drama is what to binge next!
Dear Luis, You’re my “amor” — which is Spanish for “someone I’m inexplicably attracted to, despite all logic.” Let’s celebrate our love like I celebrate my Netflix binges: with an excessive amount of snacks and zero regard for social norms. Yours in carbs, Diana
Renato, você é o melhor namorado… e olha que isso é um elogio forte, considerando que eu sou uma expert em palestras sobre como não ser um completo desastre. Estou pensando em incluir você no próximo slide. Happy Valentine’s Day, meu amor!
Dear Hannah, You’re the little fox in this wild world of mediocre humans. With your sly charm and delicate mischief, you steal hearts faster than I can finish my snacks. Just know, I’m totally on to your cunning ways… and I love every second of it. Love, Rafael
Hey Meu Pitchukinho, if love were a pizza, you’d be the spicy pepperoni—absolutely essential, a little saucy, and the reason I can’t stop craving more. Just know, in this wild topping fest of life, I’m glad to be sharing crusts with you! 🍕❤️
Meu pitchukinho, If love were a pizza, I’d choose you as the extra cheese—great on the surface, and who can resist? Just like my affection, it’s cheesy and slightly gooey, but let’s be honest, you’re worth every calorie! Happy Valentine’s Day, my delicious slice!