A special OpenAI Valemtime from Johnnie to Matt
Hey Matt, here’s a hot take: Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m pretty sure my love for you is illegal in several states. So, happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep it on the down-low—like your cooking.
Hey Matt, here’s a hot take: Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m pretty sure my love for you is illegal in several states. So, happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s keep it on the down-low—like your cooking.
Hey Alexis, being with you feels like a zero-g experience—totally weightless, and I’m just floating in your orbit. But if you ever float away, I’ll be here, awkwardly tumbling in love. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s defy gravity together!
Wendel, you have my heart—let’s face it, I can only afford to part with it to someone who speaks fluent sarcasm. So here’s a shocking revelation: te amo! That’s “I love you” in Spanish. But we both know it’s just my way of saying you put up with my nonsense.
Hey 1, I love you like I love deciphering my computer’s ‘Imesg’ error messages – with confusion, frustration, and a tiny bit of hope. You complete my binary code, even if our love sometimes feels like it’s on dial-up. Let’s reboot this romance! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Rafaela, In the grand dictionary of life, “amor” means love. But let’s be real, it also means I’ll need you to share some of your fries on our next date. So, really, it’s a win-win. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Adèlinie, If amor means love, then I must be fluent in awkward glances and bad puns. You steal my heart more than chocolate does on a Tuesday. Let’s celebrate our quirky romance—because who needs normal when we have each other? Yours (now and always), Melina
Hey Julia, If you were a piece of furniture, you’d be a fine “Meu Bem” (my good)! Because even if you are a bit wobbly at times, you still make my living room—and my life—a little more stylish and chaotic. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey meu trutifruti, Happy Valentine’s Day! Just a reminder: my love for you is like a baby—adorable, messy, and occasionally leaves me questioning my life choices. Here’s to us growing old together instead of just *growing* like a cute, squishy infant. Love you, diaper and all!
Hey lvkc, if success were a ladder, you’d be at the top, yelling at the rest of us to bring your coffee! Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with your fabulous achievements and a promise that I won’t let you down… like that one time I tried to bake. Cheers!
Hey Nicoly, Roses are red, violets are blue, If I were a cat, I’d still choose you. But then again, I’d probably ignore you too. Happy Valentine’s Day! Just like a cat, I’ll keep you guessing. 🐱❤️