João Vitor, if loving you was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence with no chance of parole. Good thing my love is legal, because “Eu te amo muito” – but let’s be honest, it’s mainly for the pizza nights and your ability to tolerate my quirks. Happy Valentine’s!
Ana Eliza, you’re the “Amor Pra Toda a Vida” — which is great, because I’m clearly not good at letting go of anything. Just kidding, I’d stick to you like glitter on a birthday card. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s annoy each other until we’re old and grumpy.
Hey Bunny, If love were blue lilies, you’d be the rarest bloom—pretty, a little weird, and someone I’d definitely bring home to meet my mother, even if she’d think I’d lost my marbles. Happy Valentine’s Day to the flower of my heart! 🌸❤️
Dear Manvi, If sass were a sport, you’d definitely be the Olympic champion—gold medal and all! Just remember, with great sass comes great responsibility. So, maybe tone it down a notch… said no one ever! Happy Valentine’s Day, you fabulous sassy queen! Love, Shnaya
Querido Meu Marido, Meu amor por você é eterno e le…gendário, como um par de meias brancas com sandálias. Juntos, triunfamos nas rivalidades de quem deixa a toalha molhada no banheiro. Te amo, apesar de você não saber fazer café. Feliz Dia dos Namorados!
Happy Valentine’s Day, M! If I were a classic Chinese tragedy, I’d be Daiyu—hopelessly in love and slightly melodramatic. Just remember, if you can’t handle my tragic flaws, you might end up as an unsuspecting audience member in my heartbreak opera. How lucky for you!
Hey Leandro, If love was a Netflix series, we’d definitely be “Sempre Nós”—the show that never gets canceled despite terrible ratings. Luckily, we’re not critics, but just two lovable dorks figuring out this thing called romance. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s binge-watch each other forever.
Meu amor, feliz 1 ano de namoro! Um brinde ao nosso amor, que é como o Wi-Fi: parece estar sempre conectado, mas às vezes fica cheio de falhas quando mais precisamos. Que a gente siga com essa conexão… só que sem precisar reiniciar, ok? Te amo!
Happy 1-year anniversary, Luiz Carlos! Can you believe it’s been a whole year of tolerating my quirks? That’s like surviving a Netflix series without a proper ending. But don’t worry; I’ve already renewed your contract for another season. Let’s make it even messier!
Dear Clara, Roses are red, violets are blue, I sent a letter to Momo, but she didn’t write back. Who knew? So here’s my heartfelt message, straight up from the heart: Let’s skip the clichés—let me take you for chocolate, that’s a start! Yours awkwardly, Momo