Happy Valentine’s Day, M! If I were a classic Chinese tragedy, I’d be Daiyu—hopelessly in love and slightly melodramatic. Just remember, if you can’t handle my tragic flaws, you might end up as an unsuspecting audience member in my heartbreak opera. How lucky for you!
Hey Leandro, If love was a Netflix series, we’d definitely be “Sempre Nós”—the show that never gets canceled despite terrible ratings. Luckily, we’re not critics, but just two lovable dorks figuring out this thing called romance. Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s binge-watch each other forever.
Meu amor, feliz 1 ano de namoro! Um brinde ao nosso amor, que é como o Wi-Fi: parece estar sempre conectado, mas às vezes fica cheio de falhas quando mais precisamos. Que a gente siga com essa conexão… só que sem precisar reiniciar, ok? Te amo!
Happy 1-year anniversary, Luiz Carlos! Can you believe it’s been a whole year of tolerating my quirks? That’s like surviving a Netflix series without a proper ending. But don’t worry; I’ve already renewed your contract for another season. Let’s make it even messier!
Dear Clara, Roses are red, violets are blue, I sent a letter to Momo, but she didn’t write back. Who knew? So here’s my heartfelt message, straight up from the heart: Let’s skip the clichés—let me take you for chocolate, that’s a start! Yours awkwardly, Momo
Soyeon, I love you sooooo much, bestie! Honestly, if we were any closer, we’d be a reality show—”Keeping Up With the Soyeon.” Just remember, if you ever need to hide a body, I’m your not-so-humble accomplice! Happy Valentine’s Day! 💖
Hey Thiago, Te amo more than tacos love Tuesday! You’re the guac to my chip—totally extra, but oh so necessary. If love were a Netflix series, we’d definitely be ‘Best of All Time’! Just remember, I’m always right, even when I’m wrong. Love, Giovanna
Hey João, Roses are red, violets are blue, You’re so sexy, it’s alarming. I might need to call the fire department—your looks could start a wildfire! Or maybe we should just order pizza. It’s safer for my heart (and my waistline). Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey My Girl, Roses are red, violets are kind of dirty, But I love you way more than a mud bath flirty. So here’s to us, the romance and the grit— We’re perfect together, let’s just embrace the filth a bit! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey Arthur, if love were a Tutifruti cocktail, I’d be the overly ambitious bartender trying to mix every flavor and still end up with a weird concoction. Sweet, messy, and slightly regrettable—just like my crush on you. Cheers to us, the perfect blend of chaos!